Friday, July 22, 2016

You Really Don't Want To Go For A Beer With Donald J. Trump




Because Trump really is the volatile, batshit Candy Colored Clown who needs to be constantly flattered and deferred to...(Not Safe For Work)

10 comments:

Robt said...

No, no drinking with the Donald. He would be one downer taking acid with.

Pot, maybe pot. If one HAD TO do social (party) with Donny. I suggest pot.

dinthebeast said...

Urban Dictionary's top entry tonight is Trumpster Fire...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trumpster%20fire&defid=9848344

-Doug in Oakland

Robt said...

Trumpster fire;

Creative writing combined with plagiarism to evolve a written thought to fit a newer circumstance. Flattering the originator with future variations of applied intent.

RUKidding said...

The absolute irony of the "Bush would be great to drink a beer with" is two-fold.
First, allegedly Bush was a dry drunk who wasn't supposed to drink (of course, it's clear he was drunk often during his Admin, esp the Beijing Olympics).

But more importantly, all the rubes who fantisized and fapped to the notion of downing a cold one with W were exactly the sort of lower orders that the Bush clan would run away screaming in horror at the notion of having to consort with "those people." Recall Babs and her beautiful mind having to be "ruined" thinking the poorz losing all to Katrina.

I can't imagine doing anything with Trump except running away as fast as possible. Yuck.

Loved the Blue Velvet clips. Dennis Hopper! Yowza! What the eff was he inhaling??

keith gargus said...

"What was Hopper inhaling?" I like to think it was some of HST's fabled ibogaine.

As for having a beer with the Yam? No thanks. But I would like to dose him with some of the brown acid from Woodstock, then watch.

Fritz Strand said...

My bet would be he would want you to pick up the tab.

Ron Skurat said...

At the time the movie came out there was lots of speculation as to what he's on, the consensus seemed to be Nitrous. Fun party gas; if anything it would have the effect of moderating his psychosis, so I'd hate to see him sober!

Robt said...

Well, if one doesn't indulge in the spirits.

Would you go for a Taco salad at Trump Tower to display your solidarity with "the Mexicans"?

Jim from MN said...

Dennis Hopper doing David Lynch's Frank "Well Dressed Man" Booth is classic. One of the first times I left a theater and asked, "What the hell was THAT?!?" Don't forget Dean Stockwell (Ben) and Jack Nance (Paul). Well played!

Bob Harrison said...

Amyl nitrate with a nitrous chaser, baby. It are to fly like Demerol in the eye.