Donald Trump's Republican National Convention Calendar:
Monday: Six hours of Two-Minutes Hate. Fuck up the schedule. Humiliate wife in front of 35 million witnesses by brazenly plagiarizing speech from the Kenyan Usurper's wife.Tuesday: Unbroken hysterical Hillary Hate on "Jobs" Night". D-Listers. Continue humiliating wife by brazenly lying about plagiarizing the speech from Michelle Obama. Blmae the Liberal media, Hillary Clinton and My Little Pony.Wednesday: Try to finally kill the Melania plagiarism story by more Three Stooges cover-up nonsense and finding a patsy. Let Ted Crux frag the campaign in prime time. Fuck up Mike Pence's VP roll out a second time.Thursday: File for political bankruptcy.
At this point the Trumpshirts are so desperate for a story that does not end in flop sweat and squirming, Baghdad Bob-level lying in front of a bank of cameras, that if Trump put on Mickey Mouse ears and rode upright in a tank singing "Springtime for Hitler" they would declare it Churchillian.
So, in addition to being a pathological liar, a bigot, a fascist and a fraud, Donald Trump is either the most organizationally incompetent nitwit ever to run for President, or he is running some kinda of brilliant, next-level "Producers" shit --
-- that none of the rest of us can figure out, but which will make Trump another mountain of money.