Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Fresh Gibberish from the Human Word-Salad Shooter

Poison Apple

The Scintilla from Wasilla has some Deep Thoughts on health care reform:
“The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a health-care system in America that certainly does need more help so that there’s more competition, there’s less tort reform threat, there’s less trajectory of the cost increases, and those plans have been proposed over and over again. And what thwarts those plans? It’s the far left. It’s President Obama and his supporters who will not allow the Republicans to usher in free market, patient-centered, doctor-patient relationship links to reform health care. “
They can tort our trajectories, but they can never tort our Freedumbs!

5 comments:

RossK said...

Aaaahhhh, now I get it...

After all, clearly Ms. Palin and family used to rush towards that 'patient-centered, doctor-patient' deal when they used to, in her own words"

...hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada..."

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bowtiejack said...

Maybe it's some sort of free verse poetry which does away with the need for meter, rhyme or sense.

On the other hand, it's eerily reminiscent of some free-range schizophrenics I've encountered on the NY subway.

n1ck said...

there’s less tort reform threat

Dumbfuck McPalin does know that tort reform threats are her side's tactic, right?

Oh, never mind. I forgot Palin mixes up her talking points the same way Noonan mixes up her vodka tonics.

Carry on.

Anonymous said...

Ooh! Ooh! My turn!

"Looking back at the Founding Fathers who looked forward through a Constitution, written with Common Sense Free Market Principles, as given to them by Jesus through the Holy Christian Bible, not silly angry atheists and ACLU lawyers who didn't want you do have a super sized Big Gulp, looking forward to the day Ronald Reagan would build the Shining City on the Hill, with Joe the Plumber and Judeo Christian Values, to say "Merry Christmas!" against the encroaching of Sharia Law."

How's that?

DG and BG, you two really should do a "Spirit of Palin Def Poetry Jam!" on your next episode! Each of you could submit your entry while the other beatboxes the rhythm. (Or better yet, have the kids do the beatboxing, and add the soundtrack!)

Mike.K.

Chucklenuts said...

North Korea, our allies, couldn't agree more with Sister Sarah, shame on you all for making fun of her.