Monday, September 30, 2013

Breaking Bad Delenda Est

Fast notes...(Caution: Spoilers)

Walter White does a modified 12 Steps in 60 minutes:
  1. We admitted we were powerless over Heisenberg — that our lives had become unmanageable.
  2. Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
  3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of a higher power.
    "Just get me home," Walter prays in the empty car, surrounded by cops.  "I'll do the rest." And then, eyes toward Heaven manna falls.  A miracle
  4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
  5. Admitted the exact nature of our wrongs.
  6. "I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it, and...I was alive."
  7. Were entirely ready to have a greater power remove all these defects of character.
  8. Humbly asked a higher power to remove our shortcomings.
  9. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
  10. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or other.
  11. Waste the fucking Nazis with a gadget you built out of a machine gun and a garage door opener you bought at Lowes.
  12. Knock Stevia stock down 40%.
  13. Die in the one place you are most truly at home.


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Jack said...

Haha! Great summary of the final episode. :-)

I'm looking forward to your and BG's final BrBa podcast this Friday -- if you were planning to do one. Would be nice to hear your recap of everything now that we know how it ended.

Also: You and BG asked in the last podcast if "we" the audience would like any other podcasts, like Walking Dead. Actually, yes: I was going to email you about that very thing! You'd have at least one fan listening.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

You'd have at least one fan listening.

...and one zombie.