Friday, July 12, 2013

Texas Legislature Set To Unveil

Mandatory "I Committed Adultery and All I Got Was the Disapprobation of Almighty God and This Lousy T-Shirt" infidelity t-shirts.

The shirt -- the wearing of which will become mandatory for all whorey adulteresses for a period of not less that one year -- will come in women's sizes S, M, L, XL and Carrying His Unholy Bastard.


Fran / Blue Gal said...

Loophole for mistresses who marry the former Speaker of the House after six years of extramarital blow jobs. IOKIYAR.

blader said...

nailed it