Once again, Senator Dronehero Q. Goldstandard (R, Galt's Gulch) is forced to make absolutely clear to all of his "A=A", Objectivist fanboys that the Santorum that geysered out of his face-hole yesterday was sorta, kinda the opposite of what really meant to say.
Rand Paul Walks Back Suggestion That Gay Marriage Will Lead to Interspecies Marriage
By Dan Amira
Rand Paul confident that humans will continue marrying other humans.Rand Paul, heroic champion of limited government, told Glenn Beck this morning that he's worried gay marriage will lead to marriages between humans and nonhumans — literally the world's most insulting, ignorant, and nonsensical argument against gay marriage. "It is difficult because if we have no laws on this people take it to one extension further," Paul said. "Does it have to be humans?"Perhaps realizing how bad such backward drivel would sound to his legions of young, libertarian supporters, Paul called backsies on the comments later in the day. "I don’t think it will be with multiple humans, and I think it will be human and human," Paul clarified on Fox News....
At this point, the answer that leaps immediately to the Conservative mind regarding pretty much any question on pretty much any issue is either "Tax Cuts!", "Welfare Queens!", "Vaginae Terrify Me!" or "Butt Sex with Farm Animals!"
Not that it harms them in any way, because fer sure somewhere out there some Hippie is probably planning something nefarious, so, y'know, worst case is you get "Both Sides Do It" probation, which means performing nine seconds of nominal community service in the form of issuing the Perfunctory Republican Non-Apology in full knowledge that the meatsticks on the Right will already have heard your dog whistle loud and clear.