Today, Mr. Sullivan really bears down and manages to pinch off a double-loaf of steaming cluelessness in a single post.
The Subject: Jodie Foster's Very Long Speech at the Golden Globes which I missed owing to the fact that I did not watch it.
Part One, in which Mr. Sullivan -- who bailed on the gay-hating Right 30 years too late, and who finally delivered a formal "I Break With Thee!" jeremiad in book-form in 2007 -- scolds Ms. Foster for coming out so incredibly late in the day and with such narcissistic need for drama:
Part Two, in which Mr. Sullivan -- who continues to alibi his decades of willfully disregarding the true nature and history of American Conservatism by invoking a nonexistent Golden Era when a Reaganite Camelot full of pure Conservative awesome bestrode the land -- scolds Ms. Foster for invoking a nonexistent Golden Age when everything was so much better than it is now:
...She goes on: