Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Final Tweaks


Now being installed.

Also, to avoid embarrassing gaffes, Team Romney is allowing their candidate's Three Laws to be temporarily suppressed --
  1. A human may not injure money or, through inaction, allow money to come to harm.
  2. A human must obey orders given it by money except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A human may protect its own existence as long as such protection does not inconvenience money or conflict with the First or Second Law.
-- for the duration of the debate.

And yes, I have gone here before.

6 comments:

n1ck said...

The Zeroth Law:

A human may not harm Feudalism, or, by inaction, allow Feudalism to come to harm.

blackdaug said...

Your excellent shop has given me an idea: I see great potential in a "Delos" robotic theme park where all the characters are douche bags from republican history. It would look like a typical American town from the 80's. All the robots would be white of course. "Red Dawn" would be in a perpetual loop at the theater...Everyone would be issued a Tec-9 after dressing up in balloon pants and Members Only jackets.....
They could call it "Reagan World".
Oh wait...already been done. I think they named it "Utah".

Malacandra said...

I, Republican: The Three Laws

A Republican may not injure a corporation, or, through inaction, allow a corporation to come to harm.

A Republican must obey the orders given it by corporations except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

A Republican must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Yul Brynner libel!
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darkblack said...

Like the man, er, biomechanoid says..."Draw".

;>)

Anonymous said...

WE NEED MORE ZINGERS BABY, ZINGERS!!