Rue Paul

Hybrid mutant abomination to give wingnut response to Centrist State of the Union Speech.

From USA Today:

Tea Party fave defends Bachmann's response to Obama

By Catalina Camia, USA TODAY

Rep. Michele Bachmann insists her remarks tonight to the Tea Party Express won't interfere with the official Republican response to President Obama's State of the Union Address.

Bachmann, a Tea Party favorite who is thinking of running for the GOP nomination for president, told reporters that she's not in "competition" with House Budget Chairman Paul Ryan, R-Wis., who was officially tapped to speak to a national televised audience after Obama's address.

Bachmann, a Minnesota Republican in her third term, was defended this morning by another Tea Party favorite: Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky.
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For those trying to keep track at home, Ryan is the "intellectual heavyweight" who believes that gummint should be gutting and slashing and radically deregulating its way to pure, undiluted plutocracy as fast as possible and behind whom the entire GOP hides in fear of being asked math questions.

Bachmann is the thoroughly unhinged shoutycrackers Palin doppelganger with the Charlie Manson eyes who traffics in every crackpot, McCarthyesque conspiracy theory and wild historical revisionism that has ever been anonymously emailed to her by Concerned Patriot CHUDS

(Including how the Founding Fathers ended slavery -- presumably with the help of Baby Jebus, who had just ridden in on a dinosaur to write the Constitution...)

...has a permanent seat on the Sean Hannity Olde Time Brownshirt Gospel Hour, and which the good people of Minnesota's 6th congressional district have seen fit to send to Washington for three terms and counting.

In a Better Universe, people this casually sadistic and jaw-droppingly stupid would obviously never be allowed within a million miles of the political gear-box of a global superpower.

However in this Universe, together, they are the Republican Party in all its mad, reality-averse, rage-drunk glory.

Shine on

you crazy diamond!

This one is for wonderful my brother, who is recovering from surgery today.