Applicant should be diminutive, fussy and incredibly temperamental.
Must share candidate's views on
- Women's suffrage
- Free silver
- Strategic importance of the Franco-Dahomean War
- Protecting American interests in Anatolia
Military experience a plus. (victories not reqd.)
BYO campaign $$$.
No "computers", loud music, dogs, midgets, yootubes, Professor Farnsworth/Grandpa Simpson jokes, fixed principles, sudden moves, "green" nonsense, shame.
Mormons considered if accompanied by Michigan.
Note: applicant may be reqd. to fight Joe Lieberman
Pon Farr-style.
Pon Farr-style.
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Hi driftglass,
I was trying to find your contact info but failed thought it might be nice to do a blogroll links swap.
I'd love it if you could contact me
And when the lady says "Kroykah!", you'd better KROYKAH, Mister! ;)
BTW if you want to reach Jessica just email Andrea.
No need to fight Holy Joe, just bring a fucking crowbar to break the suction of his lips on McCain's ass. When he breaks free....
well, you DO have a crowbar!!
I bet 400 quatloos on whoever Lieberman's pon farr opponent is. Unless it's Lindsay Graham. I think Joe could probably take Lindsay Graham.
Funnily enough, McClellan's first wife was named Virginia Dorothea Iseman. Known around the camp as V.D. for short.
.......anon = Bollox Ref
.......... sod it, both anons are my efforts. I shall retire stage right.
(The identity business is bloody difficult).
Speaking of quatloos, Joe Lieberman would gladly be John McCain's drill thrall.
Oh, I don't know about this. I bet Lieberman bites. He looks pretty scrappy.
Re: your McCain/McClellan poster...reminds me of something I did recently on a similar line:
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