Saturday, February 24, 2007

One of The News Blog’s lesser-known features


is dating advice.

To do my small part to fill in the blogging gap caused by Gilly’s brief hiatus, here I believe I may have found all of the The News Blog’s woo-pitching wisdom distilled down into 47 seconds.

And with it, we set aside an 18-year-old Oban and instead raise a full glass of prune juice to the health of Steve Gilliard.

For it is a warrior’s drink :-)

5 comments:

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

I follow Picard's lead rather than Worf's; I'm brewing some Earl Grey tea now, with a lemon-tea bag thrown in. Unlike the captain, I prefer mine iced.

I hope Gilly gets well soon.

Worf's initial yell resembles Gilly's reaction if someone suggests that Al-Qaida may have had some help in the 9/11 attacks. For myself, I neither affirm nor deny that.

Anonymous said...

"I follow Picard's lead rather than Worf's"

That's why you'll never get laid Woody. Hurl the Earl and just do what the man said - "Go to her door - beg like a human."

That shit always worked for me.

Here's hoping Steven gets well r-e-a-l soon.

Oh yeah - Driftie... about that Lucy vs Rosario and The Etc Sisters thang. I've been having second thoughts...

Anonymous said...

Brilliant Drifty.

Tata said...

Um. Gotta duck out, guys, and warm up the tonsils...

Anonymous said...

I get the feeling Gilly would rather you have the Oban. For myself, I wish I had reason to duck...

PS- Get well Steve, quick, cause DG has gone for the prune juice, and that can't be good in the end.