Thursday, May 18, 2006

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Tonight on ABCs newest metaphysical hit series, “Gossed”...

This from Raw Story).

ABC uncovers ex-CIA executive director's seven-bedroom, 12 guest Hawaiian hideaway
05/17/2006 @ 12:44 pm
Filed by RAW STORY

The plot thickens.

"Sources close to the widening probe of official corruption in Washington tell ABC News that investigators are studying travel records of expensive trips to Hawaii and Europe taken by top CIA official Dusty Foggo and San Diego defense contractor Brent Wilkes," ABC News reports Wednesday.

The Hawaiian vacation property was first reported by the San Diego Union Tribune. ABC News was the first to report that the property was part of the government's inquiry into an ever-widening Washington corruption scandal.
ABC has also acquired the real estate photos of the site. The seven bedroom Honolulu property can accomodate 12 guests, according to the real estate listing.
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"Prosecutors want to know who paid for the lavish trips to European castles and top end Hawaiian resorts, including this $7,000 a night Honolulu beachfront mansion, owned at one time by hair stylist super-star Paul Mitchell," ABC reports.
"Wilkes, a close personal friend of Foggo is suspected of paying bribes to Congressman Duke Cunningham, who recently pled guilty in the corruption investigation."


The view


Jesus, people, don’t you understand?

If Dusty Foggo doesn't sit on the Island, in his sweet hatch with his hookers and hookas and push that fucking button every 108 minutes, the terrorists win!

So who are we to deny him a few creature comforts?

And to those of you who are not Lostifarians, sorry, because this little indulgence certainly made no sense to you whatsoever.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Exactly! Though it was good they got rid of him before he accidentally on-purpose mysteriously shot people we liked.

On the bright side, let's hope he lives to fight another day and takes down the Bad Guys on the Other Side.

-- mac

driftglass said...

Ah. Always reassuring to hear from a fellow addict :-)

1988dylan said...

I knew Paul Mitchell and you are no Paul Mitchell. The pony tailed guy whom you may think is Paul M is John Paul Jones Dejoria. Paul Mitchell died, cerca 1989. Dejoria, his biz partner, took over the shampoo biz after Mitchell's death. Paul Mitchell loved Hawaii. Nice place he had. Nice that Porter and Dusty could enjoy it. As for the rest of us, we can just go pick up our bootstraps and trickle down.

Anonymous said...

That's a great story. Waiting for more. » »