Don't bother looking for the video on the MSNBC website. It has outlived its usefulness.
In case you were wondering what Greta The Great is up to now, no surprise that she's gainfully employed by Newsmax, and out there hyping Trump just as hard as Rachel Maddow once hyped her.
Of course, the obvious answer is to sack hacks like Squint and the Meat Puppet...embarrassments like Al Sharpton...and excruciating Chuck Todd-wannabe Steve Kornacki...and replaced them with interesting, intelligent people.
But that's never going to happen for reasons no one inside the family will ever discuss.
So how about this?
Today -- right now -- announce that every Republican candidate for president who does not make the cut for Roger Ailes' Cattle Auction will be invited to participate in an actual counter-programmed debate on MSNBC. The MSNBC debate will be held the same night as the Roger Ailes' Cattle Auction (talk to your demographers about whether programming it immediately before, during or immediately after would be most effective) will be moderated by Chris Hayes, Rachael Maddow and Joy Ann Reid and will feature real-time fact checking of every assertion-of-fact every candidate makes.
Maddow: 'Shame On Us' For Asking The Likes Of Bill Kristol For Opinions On Foreign Policy
By Heather
What Rachel Maddow should have said is shame on Joe Scarborough for having lying warmonger Bloody Bill Kristol on day after day to fearmonger and spread right wing propaganda on his show.
I hate to break it to you, Rachel, but Heather is dead right: An awful lot of these calls are coming from inside your house:
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Indeed, Kristol has become a coveted free agent since leaving Fox News. He has made multiple appearances on ABC's "This Week" (where he was a panelist in the 1990s) and NBC's "Meet The Press" (he will join the roundtable again this Sunday). He has also made multiple appearances on CNN's "Crossfire" and on MSNBC's "Morning Joe."
"I enjoy the flexibility of being a free-agent and the variety of the shows, which have been stimulating," he said. "It's also fun getting a rise out of the MSNBC viewers."
Kristol hasn't severed ties with Fox News completely. He appeared on Fox News Sunday's roundtable on Sept. 15 -- but this time as a guest, not as a contributor.
Kristol said it was very possible that he could strike a deal with another network in the months ahead.
"I think I will talk to some of the other networks. I'll have those conversations over the next two or three to months," he said. "For now, it's fun to be able to discuss and argue with different people in different forums."
In fact, as you must no doubt be painfully aware, for years now your colleague David Gregory has been running a virtual Iraq Chickenhawk reputation laundering service out of "Meet the Press" studio where apparently any war criminal or Bush Administration war propagandist can come in soaked in American blood and career-stunted by their own words...and leave clean, minty-fresh and shiven of all past wrongdoing.
In the past I have referred to this process The Gingrich Rules, since Mr. Gregory is so obviously Newt's personal bidet, but really, Greggers has built for himself an almost unrivaled record for putting out for any high-rolling Conservative grifter or lunatic of malefactor whose rep needs a quick teevee tuck-and-roll:
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In the game of professional punditry there also clearly exists a special set of rules designed with one person in mind. Or, rather, one sort of person: Conservatism's parade of bomb-throwing, hate-mongering, race-baiting bottom feeders. That breed which makes their daily bread from grifting the Pig People by generating an endless flood of books, magazine articles, broadcasts, speeches and videos all telling the GOP base over and over again that them their bigotries are noble and their paranoia is patriotic.
Of course, part of the downside of wallowing in the wingnut sewer and trafficking in slander and lies is that, sooner or later, you become a toxic mess. Your stink becomes unacceptable to the general public, which s where the Sunday morning talk shows -- the Mouse Circus -- comes in. Because despite having long ago devolved into a sinkhole of Beltway centrist twaddle, it is still viewed by altogether too many people as a bastion of Very Serious people -- it's the strip-mall of political opinion where casual shoppers go to feel smart and validated.
And so a bargain is struck; the bottom feeders deliver a temporary hike in the only thing these show's owners really care about -- audience share -- and, in exchange for being teevee friendly and keeping the worst of their batshit crazy on a leash for a few minutes, their Mouse Circus deburrs the bottom feeders' public image, replates and burnishes their credibility and temporarily transfuses them with Seriousness, which can then be redeemed at ten times its face value back among the Pig People.
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Of course, your network is not unique: everybody is in on the scam. The most recent, horrifying example comes to us from one of the "other networks" that Bill Kristol permitted to throw rose petals at his feet, and which went on to made him a very generous offer:
Bill Kristol's Long Resume Of Misinformation Moves To ABC News
HANNAH GROCH-BEGLEY
Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol is now a contributor at ABC News, after a decade spent offering inaccurate predictions and baseless smears against Democrats on Fox News.
On the February 2 edition of ABC's This Week, host George Stephanopoulos noted that Kristol was one of the network's newest contributors. Kristol announced back in August 2013 that he no longer had an exclusive contract with his previous employer, Fox News, and was now "free to inflict my insights on viewers of the other networks as well."
Kristol's decade of "insights" at Fox included inaccurate predictions about the Iraq War, saber-rattling for war with Iran, dismissing legitimate military scandals, and smearing Democrats. He was one of the worst of the media's Iraq War boosters, insisting that there was "almost no evidence" that "the Shia can't get along with the Sunni," and that "American and alliance forces will be welcomed in Baghdad as liberators."
He also claimed that military sexual assaults were a "pseudo-crisis," helped lead a smear campaign against then-nominee for Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel, dismissed the devastating effects of the recent government shutdown by claiming "no one no one is going to starve in Arkansas," and claimed that Hillary Clinton only won the 2008 New Hampshire primary because "she pretended to cry; the women liked it."
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Credit for locking up The Talented Mr. Kristol appears to go to the very-nearly-post-pubescent Mr. Jonathan Greenberger --
Jonathan Greenberger, executive producer of "This Week," said in a statement Kristol is "an original thinker" that will make their team stronger:
“Bill makes our outstanding team of contributors and analysts even stronger. He’s an original thinker with a unique perspective on the political and cultural landscape, and we look forward to hearing his voice on the 'This Week' roundtable on a regular basis."
-- who, in 10 short years, has somehow gone from being the editor of his college's Student Life newspaper --
-- to having enough firepower at ABC News to hire one of the most demonstrably awful human beings on Earth for yet another turn in front of the cameras.
So, Rachel, yell about Paul Wolfowitz all you want. Hell, I'll join you. But until you start taking your blowtorch of truth to people like David Gregory and Joe Scarborough and Arthur Sulzberger -- the people who, day in and day out, keep making affirmative decisions to never demand any accountability from the likes of Kristol and Tom Friedman and David Brooks but instead just hand over huge public media platforms to unreconstructed Iraq War demagogues -- you're just bouncing the rubble around.
Also it would be nice if, every once in a while, you remind your audience that there actually are a group of people who were right all along.
And those people are still not allowed within a hundred miles of the same kind of megaphones that our mainstream media continues to toss out to Bill Kristol and Tom Friedman and David Brooks like so many Mardi Gras beads.
The only way MSNBC maintains a state of dynamic schizophrenic equilibrium between its Liberal-ish evening lineup and it's three-hour Republican/Beltway Morning Frottage Extravaganza with Squint and the Meat Puppet by having lots of rules.
And Rule One is very clearly that Thou Shall Stick To Thy Own Knitting; everybody gets to sit under their own vine and fig tree, and none of their colleagues shall make them afraid.
I mean, given her line of country, in any sane world, Doctor Maddow would spend at least 20 minutes a night, every night, laying waste to the likes of Joe Scarborough --
-- pounding Chuck Todd into the ground like a tent peg and using David Gregory's guts for garters. But she does not.
Nor does Lawrence O'Donnell.
Nor does Chris Hayes.
Because those are the rules: each of the network's dissociative identities remains functional by pretending The Other does not exist.
Here is MSNBC's kindly Doctor Maddow (h/t CP) raining seven kinds of hell on Paul Wolfowitz. The flash was visible from orbit. The shock waves rattled windows in Peoria:
Here is MSNBC's Morning Zoo pulling out a chair once again for Bloody Bill Kristol: a charlatan and future ABC News Employee of the Month who has been every bit as hideously and unrepentantly wrong as Count Comblick von Dungbeetle, but on a wider range of subjects, and who is routinely welcomed back into the Beltway media's inner circle time after Time after New York Times.
Dear Doctor Maddow,
I was watching NBC tonight. Dateline had a documentary on people who have lost their jobs in the era of Bush. Middle class working people finding out they have been sold out by Bush and his friends. The land of no health insurance and living hand to mouth.
I dislike paranoia as politics. I don't go in for believing in great conspiracies, which is why the Greens mantra about the two parties being the same always bugged me. There is a massive difference in taking big money from Wall Street and Hollywood than from big oil and Enron. A massive difference. Big oil and the people in it seem to care about nothing but finding more oil, at any cost. Movie makers will not pollute Alaska.
But George W. Bush has validated every single dark belief I have ever had in government, and I remember Watergate. Bush is no Nixon, who may have been deeply evil, but he had his limits. Bush has no clue. He's never had a boss, missed a meal, suffered a bad day. He blindly goes through life protected in every way from brutal realities. The ideologues around him no more care about the average American than they do the average Iraqi. I have never seen a politician so dogmatic in my life. America is losing the war in Iraq. We control nothing. Yet, despite offers for help, we refuse. This is getting people killed. Every day.
Bush's tax cuts should be called the Master Card/Visa relief act. Because that is where the money goes. You have $300, where does it go, for dinner or to the credit card company. It's a basic fact and Bush blithely ignores it. Tax cuts is no stimulus. A tax cut during wartime is amazingly reckless.
Bush is betraying the country. He's losing jobs, men, our living standards. The GOP has become so venal that they now contract out call center jobs to India. Instead of being an outrage, it's a footnote in the news. His war betrays our ideals and the Iraqi people. His economic policy benefits his friends while even middle class jobs go overseas. His environmental policy betrays our health and welfare. His justice policy betrays the constitution and what it stands for. His foreign policy betrays our principles and our allies. His military policy leaves our soldiers to swelter and dehydrate while the Vice President's company makes millions in profits for jobs they are unable to do competently.
He fixes his mind and the world is supposed to change. When it doesn't, he keeps on with the same policies.
Bush has made true the statement "what is good for General Motors is good for America". Except it isn't General Motors, but Halliburton.
We have been betrayed by George Bush. By his word and deed. he has done what he wanted, what he thought was best, without regard to the consequences of his actions or what will come after him.
Bush was popular because like any demagouge, he told people what they wanted to hear: we were the strongest, we should rule the world, they didn't understand our pain. We can bring justice with violence and it will cost us little. We may lose a few men, but the enemy will be crushed. We don't have to sacrifice, we can cut taxes and wage war and you won't feel a thing. Our allies are weak and unwilling to use force because they have become soft. We not only will rebuild Iraq, but make the middle east safe for Israel. Our ideals are so superior, all must fall before them.
When reality hit, in a series of truck and car bombs, all Bush can say is "there will be no retreat". Huh? There are 142 dead from the latest attack, 125 wounded and a grieving Shia population. What happens when they get Bremer. He's the last high value target left and considering they're so successful no one knows who they are, his life expectancy is dicey at best. These folks have wounded and killed over 500 people in a matter of weeks. Security problem? One might think so. What does Bush say then? "We're there until the end"?
Bush listened to a group of people who saw Iraq as a stepping stone to US/Israeli domination of the middle east. The reality is brutally different. Instead of dealing with North Korea, crazy, untrustworthy dangerous North Korea or stabilizing Afghanistan, home of the world's largest poppy crop, our Army is trapped in Iraq, dying one man a day.
Every day Bush continues in office, he betrays everything this country stands for. Osama Bin Laden may have destroyed two office towers, but George Bush and his minions are well on their way to destroying our souls. He has made America more hated and despised than Bin Laden's greatest dream. In fighting a monster, Bush seems all too willing to turn America into one.
The only way to win a war on terror is to offer real justice, real law, real alliances. To defend democracy and the rule of law, not seek exemption from it at our whim. As long as we blunder about in Iraq, in a pointless, futile war, we will not only lose that struggle, but much of what makes America great. For an America which describes justice as a JDAM bomb, Hellfire missle and Guantanamo Bay will make more enemies than friends. This is not the wild west but the real world. Defending ourselves is fine and just. But to call aggression defense and mismangement and anarchy liberation is to betray what we stand for and who we are.
It is a shame that the president can't seem to tell the difference.
Hoax Bigfoot was filled with road kill Published: Aug. 21, 2008
/Bwahahaha (pauses to wipe tear away) Bwahahaha/
ATLANTA, Aug. 21 (UPI) -- Two Georgia men who claimed to possess the body of a slain Sasquatch said the mythical beast was actually a Bigfoot costume filled with road kill. Rick Dyer and Matt Whitton, a former police officer who was fired once the hoax was exposed, said the Bigfoot scam was a joke and they never intended their story to become as sensational as it did, WSBTV, Atlanta, reported Thursday. "All this was a big joke. It got into something way bigger than it was supposed to be," Whitton said. The men said the item they had claimed was Bigfoot's corpse was actually nothing more than a costume filled with opossum road kill and leftovers from a slaughterhouse. However, Whitton said he disagrees with Clayton County Police Department Chief Jeff Turner's decision to fire him on the grounds that the hoax affects his credibility. "I don't believe it does affect my credibility at all because this is Bigfoot," said Whitton. "It would be one thing if I came out and said that I had something else that is tangible or real, but right now, as far as I'm concerned, there is no real Bigfoot." ...
It is sad to see the level of lumpen dumbass to which the storied profession of hoaxing of rubes has fallen. Now if only there was some larger lesson to be drawn from a story about a legendary beast that turned out to be nothing but a hair suit stuffed with Road kill.
I kick myself for not noticing until now the striking parallel between cinema's most famous saloon-keeping romantic and teevee's most famous mixologist/public policy nerd.
But where to begin, where to begin?
OK, to get to Dr. Maddow via Rick Blaine, first we need to drop by 221b Baker Street (I know, but this is how my brain is wired. Pity me.)
See if you can spot the critical similarity between "The Rachel Maddow Show" and Rick's Cafe Americain by reading a snip of the following "Rolling Stone" article on Dr. Maddow through the lens of this famous exchange between Mr. Sherlock Holmes' and Inspector Gregory from "Silver Blaze":
Inspector Gregory: "Is there any other point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"
Sherlock Holmes: "To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time."
Inspector Gregory: "The dog did nothing in the night-time."
Sherlock Holmes: "That was the curious incident."
Got it? Look for "The dog did nothing in the night-time" in the following passage: the element which is at once conspicuously absent and absolutely critical to understanding the mystery at hand:
Rachel Maddow's Quiet War
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The morning after the correspondents dinner, with most of the capital hungover, Maddow shows up to work, as a panelist on Meet the Press. Appearing alongside her is Alex Castellanos, a Republican media consultant who served both George W. Bush and Mitt Romney, an embodiment of the clubby, insider pundit culture that Maddow abhors. When she begins to talk about gender disparity in pay – "Women in this country still make 77 cents on the dollar for what men make" – the genteel Castellanos, a master of the form, simply denies that this is true. Women in the workforce, he insists, make just as much as men; liberals are just "manufacturing a political crisis."
Maddow knows immediately that Castellanos is lying to the audience. She swivels so abruptly in her chair, trying to make sense of what he is saying, that the camera winds up fixed on a spot just behind her left ear, as if it were an assassin's scope. You can see her, in real time, coming to terms with the extent of the lie as she watches agreement flicker across the face of the other Republican on the panel. "This hasn't just been sold to Alex by someone briefing him on the subject," she thinks to herself. "This is something that has actually been sold to Republicans – this is a vision of Republican World."
The tricky part is knowing what to do about the lie. Chris Matthews would erupt in thunderous outrage; Keith Olbermann would dissolve into a knowing sneer. But Maddow's skills are different: She strives not for the expression of political anger but for its suppression, to distance herself from the partisan debate rather than engage it, to steward progressive fury into a world of certainty, of charts, graphs, statistics, a real world that matters and that the political debate can't corrupt. Maddow's producers say, unexpectedly, that the closest analog for her style as a broadcaster is Glenn Beck, whose abilities as a performer she very much admires. Though their worldviews could not be more different, Maddow and Beck both attempt to pull off a similar trick: to reflect and redirect their audience's rage at politics without succumbing to it. What Maddow is trying to build is a different channel for liberal anger, an outsider's channel, one that steers the viewer's attention away from the theater of politics and toward the exercise of power, which is to say toward policy. On-air, like Beck, she is almost relentlessly cheerful. "Anger is like sugar in a cocktail," Maddow tells me. "I'd rather have none at all than a grain too much."
But this time, apparently, she lets a grain too much show. "Rachel, I love how passionate you are," Castellanos says, coolly pivoting the argument from the facts to her barely contained fury.
"That's really condescending," Maddow replies...
What is terribly clear to me from this exchange is that the restraint Dr. Maddow's exhibits in this exchange is not the professional impartially of a journalist (which she certainly possesses) but is instead much more akin to the enforced circumspection of Rick Blaine in "Casablanca": someone who is operating deep inside hostile territory and who is permitted a certain latitude within their own saloon because she is careful never to talk out-of-school about the real problem.
Captain Renault: Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that *you've* never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.
Rick: Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette.
Captain Renault: That is another reason.
So what is the real problem? What is the dog in the night that no one dares to speak openly about?
Consider the facts:
"Republican media consultant" Alex Castellanos is one of many, many, many condescending Republican and "Centrist" assholes and serial liars who are on regular "Meet the Press" rotation.
Alex Castellanos knows he is a liar.
The other Republican present know he is a liar.
Dr. Maddow knows he is a liar.
Presumably the interns getting the guests coffee and stocking the Green Room with Twizzlers and gin know it.
Everybody knows Alex Castellanos is a condescending asshole and serial liar.
And yet this exchange was not the result of a chance encounter in an open meadow or on a public beach. Instead, as happens every week, this encounter was deliberately choreographed by our story's "dog in the night": by Mr. David Gregory, the staggeringly well-paid hack who emcees the weekly Beltway "Both Sides Do It" circle-jerk known as "Meet the Press".
As with all the other lying douchbags to whom Mr. Gregory hands a national audience each and every week, serial liar Alex Castellanos was invited on the show. Arrangements were made well in advance. A car was sent. Makeup was applied. He was made comfortable. And at no point in this process does it occur to anyone in authority at NBC that maybe continuing to offer Republican hucksters and thugs and lunatics and liars a huge, national platform for their lies and their lunacy week after week, year after year, might be, y'know, a bad idea.
Inside her own place,* Dr. Maddow is, thank God, still permitted to play the music that suits her, slap around Deutche Bank and let the good guys win.
But outside of her place, the stink of Vichy touches everything.
Outside of her place, clowns like David Gregory proudly blow with the prevailing wind.
And the prevailing wind blows from the Right.
*Many thanks to KH's for his many catches of my bad typing.
This week with an extra ration of "Rachel the Damn Liar Slayer", which was nice.
First, of course, Grandpa Walnuts (Senator, TeeVee Land)
had to be trotted out for the 14,275th time to lie and dribble and blink like a tarsier being hurled into the Sun
(Although it was gratifying to see him once again trot out the Driftglass Federal Refinancing Authority Plan from 2008.
You're welcome!)
Then Rachel Maddow was up, and I'd like to report that she mopped the floor and painted the wall with the lies of the Right and the Center -- and she did -- but when I consider where our Beltway Conversation stood when Ms. Maddow went on "Meet the Gregory" in July of last year -- long before the Tea Baggers knew how to spell "Debt Ceiling" --
... [Then-White Hose Spokseman] Robert Gibbs (one of the the Lesser Brother's Gibb(s)) promised job growth in the Battery Sector (apparently, by 2014, 40% of our nation's Chinese-made sex toys will be powered by American-made batteries, so USA!USA!).
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David Fucking Brooks wanted America to know that there are plenty of Moderate, Sensible(tm DFB) things we can do to make our descent into Conservative Hell more comfortable, but we won't do them because neither party is willing to give any ground on anything.
Shocking, I know.
...Blue Dog Wall Street stooge Harold Ford Jr. wanted America to know that if only Democrats would compromise a just liiiiittle bit more, and give Big Business just a few more concessions, we could maybe get some stuff done.
As they do every Sunday
The temporal ministers and agents of the Most Infernal
Were again free to stalk our nation's airwaves virtually unmolested.
As always, they smiled and licked their hungry lips
And hoped that, once again, foolish humans would stay mesmerized by their accursed words
Long enough for them to feed and feed and feed.
In the end, there are really only two ways to deal with a population of ravenous undead Conservatives running loose and draining the life out your democracy.
The first and wisest is never, ever to invite them into your democracy in the first place, for vampires are powerless until you open the door and let them in.
Once inside, however, the only other way to keep them from destroying every living thing is to stake those fuckers through the heart every single time one of them jams its grinning blood-drunk maw in front of a teevee camera and starts to lie to you, or abet one of its fellow liars in the act of lying to you.
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I find my delight with her candor a tempered by the painfully obvious fact that -- one year later -- other than events repeatedly underscoring the fundamental accuracy of the Liberal critique of the American political system, and the fundamental nihilism of the Wreckers on the Right -- nothing substantive whatsoever has changed.
Our mainstream political discourse is a museum in a dead city full of humanish shaped plastic things running the same tapes over and over again.
Of course the Pope of All Capitalism was on hand to decline to predict what "The Markets" will do tomorrow.
I dunno what the fuck is going to happen next. Humans are weird. They behave in all these goofy ways that my Galtian Overlord Model didn't predict. I've read the last 700 pages of "Atlas Shrugged" over and over again and still can't figure it out.
Also too some shit is going down in Israel.
Rep. Jason Chaffetz Claims Tea Party Has 'Done a Lot of Compromising' By David
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) says that the tea party should not be blamed for the political brinkmanship that led to S&P's downgrade of U.S. credit because they have bent over backwards to compromise.
"We have actually done a lot of compromising," Chaffetz told ABC's Christiane Amanpour Sunday. "Remember, it was the tea party that really spurred -- I was the primary sponsor of 'Cut, Cap and Balance.'"
"Wait a minute," former Obama administration "Car Czar" Steve Rattner interrupted. "'Cut, Cap and Balance' was not a compromise."
"Yes, it was," Chaffetz replied. "It was a raising of the debt ceiling by $2.4 trillion. And what is wrong in this country is that we aren't willing to have the discussion about a balanced budget amendment."
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...Alex Castellanos who just regurgitated one Republican lie-filled talking point after another during the entire segment.
One more week of Mouse Circus sockpuppets performing their essential duty for Empire: piling sandbags every higher around the Villager Centrist sensibilities against the rising tide of reality.
Rachel did great
but it also reminded me of how sad it is that we actually have to look forward to the Special TeeVee occasion when of a non-liar is invited to sit around the Sunday Morning tribal fire.
And how lonely gets running down that highway outside of Elmira Santa Mira, shouting the same fucking warning
In order to continue to keep the terrifying reality of their own grotesque history of failure, crime, racism, hypocrisy, treason, lies and abysmal ignorance at bay, every single day the GOP must take at least one, massive dump on the Truth.
"Politico" is what they use to wipe their asses afterward.
And so what was true in the Age of Bush is still tragically true today:
In these times you can either be a Good American. Or you can be a Good Republican. But you can no longer be both.
"Remember, when Conservative Corporate Spokesmodels tell you 'It's not about the money', hide your wallet" Edition.
America's very own Monty Burns was back at the Mouse Circus Sunday, not only upping the ante on the bullshit he trotted out last week by suggesting that the problem in American politics is that we actually have too little money sloshing around in it but also to state flatly that the "marginal utility of the last political dollar" is wildly overrated. And so, when "when failing political movements -- like the Democrats" -- want to talk about "process", no one cares.
Well first, George Will's assertion that advertising/propaganda doesn't work is going to come as a huge surprise to, well, every single corporation in American history. Every single not-for-profit. Every single disease, handicap and addiction group. MADD. The US Army. Firework safety advocates. 1-900 sex lines. Museums. All the houses on my block that are up for sale. The Marshall Plan. NASA. Leni Riefenstahl. The guy selling bootleg DVDs out of his trunk. Fox News. The builders of the pyramids. Rock and roll. The creators of the cave paintings at Lascaux. Reddy Kilowatt. And basically every sentient creature who has ever walked the Earth.
Second, why does the exact phrase -- ""marginal utility of the last political dollar" -- sound so familiar?
Oh yeah, because America's own Waylon Smithers was telling exactly same lie using exactly the same words last week in the New York Times:
"Every federal candidate in a close race has plenty of money and the marginal utility of each new dollar is zero."
thus demonstrating once again that the only thing wrong with the sentence "Jesus, it's as if everyone on the Right it a fucking automaton reading from the same fucking script" are the words "as if".
Bobo was back again this week, re-re-re-iterating that same lie on "Meet the Press". You know, for some reason I can't quite put my finger on, the mouthpieces for our plutocrat overlords seem to really, really -- for the Love of God! -- want us to Stop Paying Attention to Corporate Money.
Bobo was flanked by Rick Santelli who (if you are unfamiliar) is a CNBC Wall Street douchebag who never had a problem with bailouts as long as they were raining on his garden, but the minute it looked like some working class people might get also some gummint protection from have their mortgages sawed off with a butter knife by skeevy banks, he went ape-shit on camera.
He knows nothing and has no standing other than screaming on teevee, but he is Marginally Famous For Something Other Than Being In Rehab and/or Showing His Hoo-Ha In Public, which is apparently all that is now required to be invited into "Meet The Press". And so, because every bullshit creation myth has to have its Quaker Instant Vishnus and Brahmas, meatcicles like Gregory fawn over this "Father of the Tea Party" as if he were Yoda, or the Master Control Program, or Pepe LePew.
Honestly, I knew it was going to be a weird day when two of the things with which I most agreed came from Andrew Sullivan and FoxPAC’s Chris Wallace.
On the subject of disgraced Fox News Contributor Juan Williams, Wallace spent a few minutes soliloquizing about how NPR still employs Cokie Roberts as an analyst even though the NBC/”This Week” version of Cokie Roberts is basically a yappy, opinion-spewing Muppet.
Wallace then bolting a question mark to the end of his indictment in order to make it sound an inquiry-ish.
Now those Cokie-ologists out their know that Herself usually covers herself in shame by going on “This Week…” and either whining about Democrats, or blatting about Both Sides Being Wrong About [Fill in any subject in the world here], or faulting Candidate Obama for once vacationing in Hawaii where his ailing grandmother lived
instead of someplace normal and American.
However Wallace eschewed the many millions of examples of Cokie’s inconveniently Rightward-bending opining and instead focused exclusively on the one time she unloaded on Wallace’s fellow Fox News pornographer -- Glenn Beck -- for being a hateful lunatic. Because, in Rupert Murdoch’s Land of Miracles and Wonders, saying false things about Muslims and saying true things about Glenn Beck are both equally despicable.
However, I do agree that Cokie Roberts is basically a yappy, bullshit-spewing Villager Muppet who should have been sacked a decade ago, so there you are.
On the other hand, my agreement with Andrew Sullivan is not backhanded. However much I may grind on Andrew on other occasions, he deserves full marks for going on "The Chris Matthews Show" and, in response to a question about Juan Williams, political correctness and “the media”, state clearly and unambiguously that you cannot paint the media with a single brush. That, broadly speaking, there is “the media”, which has many faces...and there is Fox News, which is nothing but the corrupt propaganda wing of the Republican Party.
A self-evident truth to anyone with a functional cerebral cortex, but one that is virtually never permitted to be stated out loud on teevee.
Once again the temporal ministers and agents of the Most Infernal (Chris Wallace)
Were again free to stalk our nation's airwaves virtually unmolested. (David Gregory)
Once again they smiled and licked their hungry lip and hoped that foolish humans would stay mesmerized by their accursed words (Harold Ford Jr.)
Long enough for them to feed and feed and feed. (Ed Gillespie)
Once again, the Slayer stuck 'em in the chest with sharpened chair legs. (Rachel Maddow)
But once again, it doesn't seem to make much of a dent --
Harold Ford still boldly stated that, even if Democrats win, "we" will have to be much more willing to suck Republican dick. Much more willing to admit how wrong we were, and how we want to give wingnuts everything they want, 'cause we're sooooo sorry. (Whatever the issue, former Democratic Congressman Harold Ford, Jr. always councils Democrat preemptively surrendering, which is why Harold will always be rich and always have a seat in front of the camera.)
And no one is going to fire David Brooks for saying that money doesn't matter, and nobody fucking cares about it anyway.
When Ed Gillespie or Michael Steel blather on and on about how they don't need to tell nobody nuttin' about no secret hundreds of millions of dollars flowing into Republican coffers from God knows where because "it the Law of the Land" it is only Rachel Maddow who seems to notice or care that it only remains the Law of the Land because Republican pig-fuckers blocked changes to that law in the Senate.
David Gregory: Lalalalala. Hey, lets talk about Juan Williams!
David Gregory: Isn't the fact that Teabagger Favorite Christine O'Donnell is an idiot hurting your Super Duper Movement?
Rick Santelli: Who am I to say? Lots of people don't know a lot of "constitution" stuff. And she is "more normal and less elite" than most people.
At this point, Rachel Maddow jumped in to call out the demonstrable insanity of Sharonn Angle on issue after issue. And because he is such a fucking hero, Harold Ford then immediately jumped in to drag the conversation to Hell away from the terrifying realities the Teabaggers have wrought.
Once again, nice job job today, Rachel. How I wish it were enough.
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Sure, at the Mouse Circus today, Robert Gibbs (one of the the Lesser Brother's Gibb(s)) promised job growth in the Battery Sector (apparently, by 2014, 40% of our nation's Chinese-made sex toys will be powered by American-made batteries, so USA!USA!). And, yes, he made his "Shoes for Industry" program sound darn exciting
even as he assured us that he was not "here to unfurl the 'Mission Accomplished' banner."
And, sure, David Fucking Brooks wanted America to know that there are plenty of Moderate, Sensible(tm DFB) things we can do to make our descent into Conservative Hell more comfortable, but we won't do them because neither party is willing to give any ground on anything.
Shocking, I know.
And, sure, Blue Dog Wall Street stooge Harold Ford Jr. wanted America to know that if only Democrats would compromise a just liiiiittle bit more, and give Big Business just a few more concessions, we could maybe get some stuff done.
And, sure, on Fox, Chris Wallace shrugged off the hundreds of critical nominations the Republicans have been blocking for a year and a half and wanted to know how dare the Kenyan Usurper push through a recess appointment.
However based on the sage advice I recently received from the Heads of the Blogosphere Mafia (and the fact that there no are Liberal equivalents to wingnut homunculi like Mary Matalin dug in like ticks at Major Publishing Houses and eager to forcibly animate into Best Sellerdom any offal scraped from the Conservative blogger midden pile) I have come to understand that if my as-yet nonexistent and wholly theoretical book is to stand any chance of being anything other than a labor-intensive, money-losing timesuck, it absolutely, positively has to include vampires.
Well, OK...
As they do every Sunday (Chris Wallace)
The temporal ministers and agents of the Most Infernal (David Brooks)
Were again free to stalk our nation's airwaves virtually unmolested. (David Gregory)
As always, they smiled and licked their hungry lips (John Kyl)
And hoped that, once again, foolish humans would stay mesmerized by their accursed words (Harold Ford Jr.)
Long enough for them to feed and feed and feed. (Ed Gillespie)
In the end, there are really only two ways to deal with a population of ravenous undead Conservatives running loose and draining the life out your democracy.
The first and wisest is never, ever to invite them into your democracy in the first place, for vampires are powerless until you open the door and let them in.
Once inside, however, the only other way to keep them from destroying every living thing is to stake those fuckers through the heart every single time one of them jams its grinning blood-drunk maw in front of a teevee camera and starts to lie to you, or abet one of its fellow liars in the act of lying to you. (Rachel Maddow)
Nice job today, Rachel.
We could sure use a lot more like you in front of the nation's cameras and behind the nation's microphones.