Thursday, July 09, 2026

Professional Left Podcast Episode 1006: Pump Up The Venom


You ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up? You know that feeling that the whole country is like, one inch away from saying, 'That's it! Forget it!'."  -- Mark Hunter, Pump Up The Volume 



















Tuesday, July 07, 2026

Professional Left Podcast Episode 1005: Meanwhile, In Local News...


Tonight Illinois has set a tone for the nation, that we won't stand idle hoping that our economy improves. This is a brand new day for the Illinois Republican Party. Tonight we send a message to our party that here in Illinois, there will be a new generation of Republican leaders..."  -- then-rising Tea Party Republican Adam Kinzinger after he won a congressional seat in 2012 



















All The McConnell Situation Lacks...


...is Bill Frist remote diagnosing him from the Senate floor as "perfectly fine", just a "little under the weather".  One cup of chicken noodle soup, a shot of Pappy Van, and a good night's sleep and McConnell will be up and ready to ninja kick the Republican agenda over the goalpost and into the future!



Burn The Lifeboats