Wednesday, September 17, 2025

With Allies Like These...

 

They just can't quit their dream of turning my party into a Joe Manchin joint, where any former Bush administration goofball or war criminal would feel perfectly comfortable coming in, kicking their shoes off, putting their feet up and ordering us lowly Liberals to fetch 'em beer and a sammich.  

Because really, what else are we good for?

And don't kid yourself.  There's plenty of money out there for that project, and that money is bankrolling plenty of Centrist Democrats who think this is a terrific idea.


lol new clown car just rolled up

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— Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) September 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM


Fun postscript:  I posted this to Facebook and it was immediately taken down. 



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H.R. Is Quickly Coming To Mean "Honors Rendered"


Panegyric the right way and you can go back to your desk.  Do it wrong, or disagree, and H.R. will help you pack your shit and show you to the door.

From CBS News:

Multiple firings

A number of employees in a range of industries, as well as in academia, are finding themselves in hot water over remarks they made about Kirk's death or his political beliefs. 

PHNX Sports, an online sports news site focused on Arizona, announced the firing of reporter Gerald Bourguet after he said on social media on Wednesday, in a since-deleted post, that "Refusing to mourn a life devoted to that cause is not the same thing as celebrating gun violence."

"Truly don't care if you think it's insensitive or poor timing to decline to respect an evil man who died," he added.

Bourguet declined to comment when reached by CBS News.

MSNBC said it cut ties with analyst Matthew Dowd after he said in an on-air conversation that Kirk had pushed incendiary speech and that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words, which then lead to hateful actions." In a public statement, Comcast accused Dowd of making "an unacceptable and insensitive comment about this horrific event." 

"That coverage was at odds with fostering civil dialogue and being willing to listen to the points of view of those who have differing opinions. We should be able to disagree, robustly and passionately, but, ultimately, with respect. We need to do better," Comcast executives said.  

Dowd, the former chief strategist for Republican President George W. Bush, apologized in a Substack post on Friday, saying he hadn't meant to imply Kirk was to blame for the violence that killed him, the AP reported. But Dowd, a long-time political analyst at ABC News before joining MSNBC in 2022, also accused the network of caving to pressure to fire him. 

"The right wing media mob ginned up, went after me on a plethora of platforms, and MSNBC reacted to that mob," he wrote on Substack. "Even though most at MSNBC knew my words were being misconstrued, the timing of my words forgotten ... and that I apologized for any miscommunication on my part, I was terminated by the end of the day."

Also in the media industry, Washington Post columnist Karen Attiah said in a Substack post Monday that the company dismissed her last week after she spoke out "against political violence, racial double standards, and America's apathy toward guns," noting that she only referred to Kirk once in a separate social media post. 

A spokesperson for the Washington Post declined to comment to CBS News on personnel matters...

Reminds me of nothing so much as the CEO United Way hard-sell that I used to run across back in my days working in the private sector.  The question was never "if", but always "How much?".  Sometimes it was strongly implied, sometimes it was more explicit, but always it was clear what was expected of you if you wanted to keep your job.  

Probably time to remind the what it means to work in an "at will" state.  

The answer may surprise you!



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David Neiwert Would Like a Word


"There are very few places besides The Bulwark that have been committed to sounding the alarm about right-wing domestic terrorism, about Trump and the MAGA movement and their... and the kind of violent tendencies that he's stoking."  -- Tim Miller, The Bulwark podcast, September 12, 2025

"Sacajawea carried a baby on her back all the way to the Pacific Ocean. And somewhere, that baby thinks he discovered America." -- Bert Cooper, Mad Men.

And Tim Miller is that baby.  

If I looked for a month I don't think I could find a clearer or more succinct example of how completely the Never Trumpers have erased the long history of the Left's critique of the Right than Tim Miller's offhand, self-congratulatory remark about "sounding the alarm".   

Hundreds of Liberal writers and bloggers were sounding the alarm about the dangerous trajectory of the Republican Party back when Tim Miller was bopping through the halls of Regis Jesuit High School rocking out to Ricky Martin and Jamiroquai.  But because the existence of a vast body of urgent, accurate, detailed pre-Trump analysis of the trajectory of the Republican Party would fuck up Never Trumper claims that, A) no one coulda seen this coming and, B) they and only they were the first and boldest humans to ever stand athwart the GOP's Pretty Hate Machine and shout stop...all of those millions of words spilled by Liberals in the deeply unpopular cause of warning the nation about where Republican madness was taking us is just ... disappeared.  

Gone. 

Bulldozed down the Memory Hole and paved over.

And so, in aid of once again transgressing conservatism's #1 rule -- No Fair Remembering Stuff -- here's a little history for whoever at The Bulwark has the duty of monitoring this little blog 'o mine on the downlow.

From Wikipedia:

David Neiwert is an American freelance journalist and blogger. He received the National Press Club Award for Distinguished Online Journalism in 2000 for a domestic terrorism series he produced for MSNBC's website. Neiwert has concentrated in part on extremism in the Northwest.

...He went to work at MSNBC in 1996 as a writer-producer, where he continued through late 2000. Since then, he has focused on writing books and producing his blog Orcinus, which tends to report on the crossover between the mainstream and the far right.

The Northwest Progressive Institute named its annual awards to the region's best liberal bloggers after Neiwert. He edited the political blog Crooks And Liars from 2008 to 2012. As of 2018, Neiwert worked with the Southern Poverty Law Center as their Pacific Northwest correspondent.

In January 2019, Neiwert left the SPLC blog Hatewatch to join Daily Kos as a correspondent...

And speaking of the SPLC, also from Wikipedia:

The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) is an American 501(c)(3) nonprofit legal advocacy organization specializing in civil rights and public interest litigation. Based in Montgomery, Alabama, it is known for its legal cases against white supremacist groups, for its classification of hate groups and other extremist organizations, and for promoting tolerance education programs.: 1500  The SPLC was founded by Morris Dees, Joseph J. Levin Jr., and Julian Bond in 1971 as a civil rights law firm in Montgomery.

Since the 2000s, the SPLC's classification and listings of hate groups (organizations that "attack or malign an entire class of people, typically for their immutable characteristics") and anti-government extremists have been widely relied upon by academic and media sources...

You may also remember that, way back during Before Time, the Department of Homeland Security published a report entitled, “Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment”.  Which, if you were on the left and had been paying any attention at all to American politics for the past few decades, came as no surprise.  

And if you were on the Right, it was an occasion to completely freak out and set the howling dogs of conservative media on those DHS commies who concocted this obvious Lefty propaganda.  Here's a sample:

Michelle Malkin:  “One of the most embarrassingly shoddy pieces of propaganda I'd ever read out of DHS.” (Newsweek)

Also Michelle Malkin: “A piece of crap report that serves as a sweeping indictment of conservatives.”  (CBS News)

House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH): “To characterize men and women returning home after defending our country as potential terrorists is offensive and unacceptable.” 

Matt Lewis : “This is almost unbelievable. The message is simple: If you are a conservative, you might be dangerous…” (Townhall)  

Resistance hero Bill Kristol dismissed it as “Juvenile.”  (Salon)

Rep. Gus Bilirakis (R-Fla.): “I am disturbed and personally offended by the Department of Homeland Security's view that returning military veterans and gun owners are likely to commit terrorist acts.”  (PolitiFact) 

Lance Fairchok: “The Homeland Security Assessment targeting mainstream conservatism was amateurish, poorly written and its logic absurdly shallow.” (American Thinker)

Richard Thompson:  “This is not an intelligence report but a diatribe against those who oppose the policies of the Obama administration. It is a declaration of war against the American people and our constitution.” (Thomas More Law Center)

Although they should have expected it, defenders of DHS's findings were still caught flat-footed by the Right's coordinated and aggressive attacks, pointing out that the report was basically just ... math.  The findings were nothing more or less than a narrative explanation of statistics collected by law enforcement and run through spreadsheets and charts and such.  From Daryl Johnson (former DHS analyst) in WIRED: “It was an extremely frustrating time, to see conservatives and media folks taking the report out of context and misinterpreting it.” 

Shoulda asked literally any Liberal bloggers, Daryl.  We coulda warned you that this is always the way the Right reacts to facts it disapproves of.  It's why they lost their mind when Barack Obama was elected.  It's why they nominated Donald Trump three times, and elected him twice.

So, what poisonous fruit was born out of the Right's massed attack on DHS's pre-Trump warning about "Rightwing Extremism"?

From ABC News, January 6, 2022:

DHS official whose early warning about militias was rebuffed speaks out about Jan. 6

More than ten years ago, a report written by a Department of Homeland Security official warning about the resurgence of right-wing extremism caused outrage among conservatives and some veterans groups across the country.

Titled "Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment," the report was met with harsh criticism from officials including then-House Minority Leader John Boehner, who accused the agency of not focusing on the "real threats," like Islamist terrorism.

The internal study singled out white supremacists and warned that veterans returning from Iraq and Afghanistan could be targeted for recruitment by right-wing extremists. But due to the ensuing political backlash, the DHS caved to pressure and dismantled the unit that had published the report -- and all work connected to analyzing and tracking the rise of violent right-wing extremism was halted.

Now, on the anniversary of the day that right-wing militia members helped storm the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, Daryl Johnson, the DHS official who wrote the report, says he and his team could "have repelled against the growth and the radicalization of [extremist] movements."

"We could've helped stem the tide and growth," Johnson told ABC News in an interview for the new ABC News documentary "Homegrown: Standoff to Rebellion," which charts the rise of the anti-government movements at the center of the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol...

Johnson said the formation of groups and movements like the Tea Party "serve as a breeding ground and a recruitment pool for more hardline extremists" like the Oath Keepers and Three Percenters, dozens of whose members were present on Jan.6.

"These two movements started getting more organized as their membership grew," said Johnson, "and they started actively participating in protest activity, organizing rallies."...

Johnson's DHS report, which was leaked to conservative media, was meant for law enforcement so they could "be prepared for the threat within," Johnson explained.

"And just like a disease or something of harm in our own bodies, this threat metastasized over time," said Johnson. "Year after year, the cancer and the virus spread within the body of America, to the point where we're now in a critical life-or-death situation."

In April, a Washington Post analysis of data compiled by the Center for Strategic and International Studies revealed a growing threat from homegrown terrorism, with right-wing extremist attacks and plots "greatly eclipsing those from the far left and causing more death."

And that’s the bitter irony. 

Long before The Bulwark rebranded clear-eyed observation and common sense as some kind of uniquely Never Trumper superpower of insight and bravery, Liberals, journalists, watchdog groups, and even DHS itself were documenting, warning, and pleading with America to take right-wing extremism seriously. Those warnings were mocked, buried, or attacked until the threat metastasized into the open violence of January 6th. 

So when Tim Miller congratulates The Bulwark for “sounding the alarm,” what he’s really doing is standing on the rubble of a memory hole his own movement dug -- pretending to discover a country that others had already mapped, at great cost, long before he ever showed up.



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Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Professional Left Podcast Episode 933: Meanwhile, In Local Fascism...


“Are you a communist?”
“No I am an anti-fascist”
“For a long time?”
“Since I have understood fascism."

-- Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls


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Monday, September 15, 2025

Meanwhile, In Local Fascism...

...the local chapter of the "Every Accusation is a Confession" party is reacting to the events of the past week just exactly as you would expect.

From Peoria news station 25, "Your Home Team", and WAND, "Central #Illinois' best source for #news and #weather." (see what they did there with the little hash-tags):

Illinois Freedom Caucus seeks Pritzker’s removal from office over ‘vile’ rhetoric
Yes, we have our very own, Illinois legislature "Freedom Caucus", because "fascist see, fascist do".
The Illinois Freedom Caucus has filed articles of impeachment against Gov. JB Pritzker over “vile comments” made against Republicans.

The eastern Illinois Republicans are furious with Pritzker’s response to the assassination of conservative influencer Charlie Kirk.

Pritzker expressed sympathy for Kirk and his family while condemning political violence at an unrelated event Wednesday. However, the Democrat said President Donald Trump ignites this type of violence.

“We saw the shootings, the killings in Minnesota. We’ve seen other political violence occur in other states,” Pritzker said. “I would just say, it’s got to stop. I think there are people fomenting it in this country. I think the president’s rhetoric often foments it.”
That's what our governor, J.B. Pritzker said.  Simple.  Clear.  Factual.

But because they wear the Special Glasses -- 


-- this is what local MAGA nitwits heard:
Republicans have criticized Pritzker’s increased attacks on the GOP over recent years, including a speech where Pritzker said Republicans cannot know a moment of peace earlier this spring. Many are upset that Pritzker blamed their party’s leader for the rise in violence following Kirk’s death.

“For him to say these things for political gain is unacceptable,” said Rep. Adam Niemerg (R-Dieterich). “That’s what this is all about. This is about political gain for radical Democrats and pushing a woke narrative. They can’t amount to anything to get that done, including assassinating conservatives at college campuses.”
"Political gain"?  Check.

"Radical Democrats"? Check.

"Woke narrative"? Check

They really are just reprogrammable meatbags.  
Niemerg and Rep. Chris Miller (R-Hindsboro) told WAND News they know Democrats have no desire to impeach Pritzker. They argued that other Illinois Democrats are complicit in the governor’s actions.

“Just the rhetoric is nonstop about being Nazis and about being fascists,” Miller said. “That includes people like me. I’m a farmer from downstate Illinois. I’m about the farthest thing from a Nazi that you will ever see. It’s extremely inflammatory to me personally and also my family and all the things we stand for.”
What's exactly is the difference between someone who is a member of a fascist political party, who votes for fascist, votes with fascists, who helped nominate a fascist for president three times and got him elected twice ... and a fascist?  Sounds an awful lot like being just a little bit pregnant.

Also, Fun Fact:  Chris Miller, leader of the state-level Illinois Freedom Caucus is the husband of Mary "Nazi" Miller, who regularly disgraces herself and embarrasses the state as the representative from Illinois' 15th congressional district, which, at a rating of Batshit+20, is Illinois most conservative district.  

Here is more of what governor Pritzker actually said:
Pritzker said no one in this country should have to fear gun violence, whether they’re in class in high school or attending an event on a college campus. The Pritzker administration reiterated that the governor condemned the shooting that killed Charlie Kirk and believes political violence should never become the norm.
And here is the predictable Illinois Republican Freedom Caucus freakout:
“Just two nights ago, I called for the governor to resign frankly over his terrible comments blaming Trump and Jan. 6 for Charlie Kirk’s political assassination,” Niemerg said. “The governor has shown that he is not capable of leading. He has shown that he needs to be removed from office, and that needs to happen immediately.”

Because the only law these elected Jukes and Kallikaks believe applies to them is Murc's Law.

No, that's "Burke's Law".

This is Murc's Law.

“Murc’s Law” [was] named after a commenter at the blog Lawyers, Guns, and Money who noticed years ago the habitual assumption among the punditry that Republican misbehavior can only be caused by Democrats. Do Republicans reject climate science? Must be because Democrats failed to persuade them! Did Republicans pass unpopular tax cuts for the rich? Must be that Democrats didn’t do enough to guide them to better choices! Do Republicans keep voting for lunatics and fascists? It must be the fault of Democrats for being mean to them! Even D____ T____’s election was widely blamed on Democrats — who voted against him, to be clear — on the bizarre grounds that Barack Obama should have rolled over and just let Mitt Romney win in 2012.

So, has this ludicrous, stumblebum circus made any forward progress in the past few days?  Well, if you define "progress" in the broadest possible terms, and measure it in micrometers, I suppose it has.

From WGN, Chicago, today:

Pritzker’s rhetoric sparks impeachment calls from Illinois conservatives 

As you know, we here at the driftglass blog love a good rhetoric sparking that leads to calls for things.  Tell me more, World's Greatest Network!

Sadly it's mostly retreads of what we already know ... except this.  Using the opening three paragraphs to execute what we in the trade call the ol'  "A.P. Stylebook eyeroll".

Amidst a debate over how to quell political violence in America, Illinois elected leaders from both sides of the aisle are calling for a change in tone. 

Hey, both sides agree that tones should be changed.  Isn't that great!

In the aftermath of the fatal shooting of activist Charlie Kirk, Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has called for the country to come together to end political violence.

And the governor is leading the way.  Isn't that terrific! 

And then, the eyeroll, which I will highlight for your elucidation...

But the Illinois House Freedom Caucus, comprised of conservative state lawmakers, accuses the governor of inciting violence. The group brought articles of impeachment against Pritzker, citing various statements made by the Democratic Party, including remarks in New Hampshire back in April.

The article continues:

Illinois State Rep. Adam Niemerg (R-Dieterich) further explained the motivation behind the Illinois House Freedom Caucus.

“We’ve proceeded with Articles of Impeachment against Governor Pritzker for his own hateful rhetoric, as well as no safety and security here in the state of Illinois,” Niemerg said...

Republicans also criticized Pritzker for statements made during his February State of the State address.

“The authoritarian playbook is laid bare here: They point to a group of people who don’t look like you and tell you to blame them for your problems. If you think I’m overreacting and sounding the alarm too soon, consider this: It took the Nazis one month, three weeks, two days, eight hours, and 40 minutes to dismantle a constitutional republic,” Pritzker said...

Niemerg said Pritzker is attempting to do a bureaucratic shuffle.

“He’s trying to act like his hateful rhetoric has not been heard by the radical left,” Niemerg added.

Then, in the last paragraph, comes the little touch that makes it art.  The article covering what everyone knows is time-wasting garbage conjured into existence by the dregs at the bottom of the Illinois MAGA barrel is bookended by another A.P. Stylebook eyeroll, which I have highlighted for your edification:

The Articles of Impeachment are unlikely to move forward, as the Democratic supermajority in Springfield would need to agree to bring the bill to the floor. Also worth noting is that the GOP leadership did not introduce the measure.

Worth noting indeed.  

Mark this hot saga as "Developing!"


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Chuck Todd Is Alive And Well And Living On Conservative Radio


Scientists have long pondered the question: "Is Chuck Todd as big a 'Both Sides Do It' hack as he appeared to be when he had the big chair on Meet the Press, or was he performing the part of a Both Sides Do It hack on Meet the Press because that's what NBC executives require of anyone who sits in that chair?"  

Sadly this question seemed doomed to remain a topic of mere idle armchair speculation, with scientists spending their lunch breaks arguing one side of the question and then swapping around and arguing the other (you know how scientists are) because there was insufficient funding available to build the extremely sensitive equipment that would be required to settle the matter.

And then, one day last week, on local radio, right here in Springfield, Illinois, the matter was settled when Chuck Todd dropped by the Patrick Pfingsten show on WMAY to remove all doubt.



A thing to know about Mr. Pfingsten is that he is, in his own words, "a conservative who's a former Republican" who, like so many other Never Trumpers who got run out of their own party but cannot abide admitting that, far from being the dirty, commie, America-hating, terrorist-loving, baby-killing  caricatures his party made us out to be, we on the Left are, in fact, the only group who have been right about the Right all along.  

And so Mr. Pfingsten has taken up residence in the mighty fortress of "Both Sides Do It" about which we had a long chat one post ago.  You should also know that the station where Mr. Pfingsten works also syndicates Brian Kilmeade and Clay Travis, so put a pin in that because it'll come up later.

Anyway, out of the clear blue comes now Chuck Todd to share his cultural and political wisdom two days after Charlie Kirk was killed.  And I, your humble scrivener, listened to the whole fucking thing, grinding a quarter in of enamel off my back molars in the process.  So here are selected portions of that conversation.  It does not start well.
TODD:  Well, here's the thing. We we all kind of know what we should be doing, but in  in some ways, you know, our ... we're going to have to give up hoping our political leaders are going to do the right things.
Right off the bat, fuck you and your "our political leaders" claptrap, Chuck Todd.  It's Republican political leaders, starting with President Shits-His-Pants von Cheats-At-Golf, who throw gas on these fires, and Democratic political leaders who try to tamp it down, which he fucking well knows.
TODD:  Sometimes you need incentives to do the right thing. You need reward structures to do the right thing. And right now all of our incentives are aligned against us ... uh... to, to bring us together. All of the incentives are aligned against us to sort of figure out how to act bipartisan.
And right there, in three short sentences, Chuck Todd memory holes the legacy of the last three Democratic administrations, and the increasingly berserk Republican reactions to each of them.  And, again, Todd fucking well knows better.
 
From The Brookings Institution, April 27, 2012:
Let’s Just Say It: The Republicans are the Problem
by Thomas E. Mann and Norman Ornstein

...We have been studying Washington politics and Congress for more than 40 years, and never have we seen them this dysfunctional. In our past writings, we have criticized both parties when we believed it was warranted. Today, however, we have no choice but to acknowledge that the core of the problem lies with the Republican Party.

The GOP has become an insurgent outlier in American politics. It is ideologically extreme; scornful of compromise; unmoved by conventional understanding of facts, evidence and science; and dismissive of the legitimacy of its political opposition.

When one party moves this far from the mainstream, it makes it nearly impossible for the political system to deal constructively with the country’s challenges.
Chuck Todd continues, remembering 9/11 as a great, uniting experience.  
TODD:  9/11 is the last time we ... we ... we really got ... we brought ... got brought together as a country and it lasted a good year or so.  But even when we  stopped being united, y'know, the wars.  The... the wars divided us,  it was respectful right?  It was sort of  conventional political debate.
No surprise that a creature of a Beltway media that rolled over for Bush and Cheney remembers those times very differently than those of us who live in the real world.  There are literally tens of thousands of Liberal blog posts by those of us who were writing about what was really going on in real time, but this should give you a taste of what those "respectful", "conventional" debates  were actually like:

 

The host then chimes in that, yes, it was all great until those god damn Liberals...
PFINGSTEN:  I don't know. There was a lot of calling George Bush a war criminal...
For the record George Bush and Dick Cheney were and are war criminals.

And the rest is just more cask-strength, Chuck Todd Both Sides Do It drivel
TODD:   I mean, this is where I don't, you know, if you go online, most conservatives think most liberals are communists and most liberals think most conservatives are fascists... The online world has us at each other's throats. 
For the record, conservatives were making a living slagging us liberals as dirty, commie, America-hating, terrorist-loving, baby-killing monsters long before "the online world" was as omnipresent as it is now.  And, for the record, conservatives nominated a degenerate, corrupt, lying, rapist, racist, fascist for president three times in a row and elected him twice, so yeah, the case for thinking most conservatives are fascists is fucking well open and shut.
TODD:  It is instead like you could build an audience much faster if you go hard right or hard left, right? 
Who is there "hard left" of which Todd speaks?  Where are they?  And what the hell does Todd think "hard left" even means?
TODD:  The left doesn't police the left and the right doesn't police the right.
For the record, everybody polices the left.  The legacy media Tone Police stomp all over any Liberal who raises their voice using unapproved vocabulary.   Meanwhile, nobody polices the Right, which is how hate-vampires like Charlie Kirk came to be.

From Pharyngula of the Free Thought Blogs:
Never has a man’s own words so adeptly justified contempt for him

People are having a grand time digging through Charlie Kirk’s own words to show that he deserved being dragged.

It’s tempting to sit down and just compile a list of all the hateful things the man said — I could spend the next few weeks documenting what a horrible little man he was. But that’s something that should have been done before he was killed, because what should have been assassinated was his reputation while he was cuddling up to racists and anti-semites and anti-gay and trans people, all that stuff journalists shied away from while he was living and building a movement. All we can do now is condemn him when it is too late...
See also, "Murc's Law":
“Murc’s Law” [was] named after a commenter at the blog Lawyers, Guns, and Money who noticed years ago the habitual assumption among the punditry that Republican misbehavior can only be caused by Democrats. Do Republicans reject climate science? Must be because Democrats failed to persuade them! Did Republicans pass unpopular tax cuts for the rich? Must be that Democrats didn’t do enough to guide them to better choices! Do Republicans keep voting for lunatics and fascists? It must be the fault of Democrats for being mean to them! Even D____ T____’s election was widely blamed on Democrats — who voted against him, to be clear — on the bizarre grounds that Barack Obama should have rolled over and just let Mitt Romney win in 2012:
Chuck Todd continues:
TODD:  10 years ago, 15 years ago, if  there was a bad actor on one side or the  other, this, you know, there would be people that would speak out about it so that the totality would look bipartisan. 
Barack Obama was president from January, 2009* until January, 2017.  In what fucking universe did the Republican Party's unified, racist, obstruction of every single thing Obama tried to do "look bipartisan" in its totality?  In what fucking universe does Donald Trump oozing down the escalator and into the hearts of the GOP base qualify as heroically standing up to a "bad actor".   

Once again, in one sentence, Todd simply erases the inconvenience part.   
TODD:  And and this is where ... I don't know if this is a leadership problem. It's, y'know, I am ... I am exhausted from pointing fingers somewhere. Oh, it's here, it's here,  it's here. When really, it's all of us, right? 
There's that deep, well-reasoned, fact-based political analysis for which NBC News shelled out big bucks.  
TODD:  And look, I... I accept the premise that there are folks on the left who say, "Yeah, we have our extremists, but we think those guys are worse." And I accept the premise that on the right they say, "We may have our extremists, but those guys are worse."
This, right here -- the media' pathological obsession with providing "Both Sides Do It" political cover for the worst people in America and an all-purpose excuse for the laziest and most cowardly people in America -- is the real reason American politics is fucked.  

But at least those battling scientists can finally move on with their their lives now that the question of  which-came-first has been settled.

Chuck Todd continues:
TODD:   Like take the Matthew Dowd comment. Okay. Terrible thing that he said. What do we think? 125,000 people saw it in real time. It gets amplified on social media, right?
First, as much as it pains me to admit, what Matthew Dowd said wasn't terrible.  At all.  And second, it was Fox News that amplified it... just as they have been originating and amplifying the most grotesque slander during all those halcyon decades of "bad actor" policing and "respectful", "conventional" debate.

And now, let's remove the thing I asked you to pin 527 paragraphs ago and get back to the issue Mr. Pfingsten's fellow WMAY talking heads, Brian Kilmeade and Clay Travis.  

Yes, that Brian Kilmeade:
'Just Kill 'Em': Fox Host Makes Shocking Comment On Homeless People

“Fox and Friends” co-host Brian Kilmeade suggested this week that homeless people suffering from mental health issues who refuse help should simply be killed...

“Or uh, involuntary lethal injection. Or something,” he said. “Just kill ’em.”

The other two hosts barely react to his remark before continuing their discussion.
WMAY syndicated radio host and Fox News employee, Brian Kilmeade, got to keep his Fox News gig and his WMAY gig after casually suggesting on live television that the homeless should be mass murdered, while Matthew Dowd was crucified by Fox News and fired from his MSNBC gig even after apologizing profusely for what were a few anodyne comments about violent language.   

Which brings it to that other WMAY syndicated radio host, Clay Travis and his violent, unhinged rant about Liberals following the killing of Charlie Kirk.  From Crooks & Liars:

Fox News Contributor Clay Travis  Should Be Fired

The right can say and do anything and are not allowed to be criticized for it.

Clay Travis, the host of Outkick, and a Fox News contributor went a scorched earth to Sean Hannity on the left after the Charlie Kirk shooting and received no push back from Fox News for his antics.

The incendiary rhetoric by most of the right-wing talk shows, media outlets, and podcasters is a staple of the institutions, and they make their living by vilifying the left with eliminationism.

They are quick to vilify anyone else who correctly describes the actions some of them take, as well as their political leaders, and they look for events to pile on.

Matthew Dowd was fired by MSNBC, where is Fox News' accountability?
Where's the accountability, WMAY?

Chuck Todd again:
TODD:   You know, there was a time where we punished a politician that didn't try to unify the country, right? It was just that's bad politics.
By my calculations, Todd had now used up an entire Olympic swimming pool's-worth of Kilz and White-Out to blot out the actual history of the Actual Republican party.  But he's not done yet, because 
the stupidest, most craven and most sinister comment of all was buried inside this slab of mildewed nonsense:
TODD:   And that's what frankly both sides do this. They grab the nubbest, nuttiest thing somebody says in one of these somewhere online and says, grabs it, isolates it, right? Gets it to take off and go viral and say that's all of them, right? This person, it was representative of this entire community, right? And you know, the right has been arguing that this has been happening way too often in ... in mainstream media. And I know exactly. And my answer is yes, you're correct. But the answer isn't to do it that that there should be sort of mutual assured destruction, right? 
At a stroke, Todd has not only told the MAGA mob that, yes, one of their most cherished delusions is real -- that there is a Giant Liberal Media Conspiracy plotting against them -- but that the mainstream media is in on it!  Also, hey asshole, you are the mainstream media.

What are the odds that the next time the Crooked Media lads --


-- or the Bulwark crew -- 


-- welcome Chuck Todd back onto their podcast like a long lost lodge brother, his embarrassing WMAY wallow in the Both Siderist shitpile will be politely forgotten or ignored by the hosts. 


 *  Thanks to Alert Reader Bruce for catching my temporal error.


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Here Comes Your 1900th Both Sides Takedown: A David French Adventure



If you've read this blog for more than a minute, you know that since we opened for business 20 years ago, Fake Centrism and Both Siderism have been a consistent beat. And believe me, no one is sicker of writing about this than I am, because it's not 1,900 posts. It's closer to 8,000 or 9,000, and, like you, I am footsore and arm-tired pushing that fucking boulder up that fucking hill over and over and over again.  So I make this solemn pledge to my fellow Sisyphi: I will stop doing it forever once the legacy media and the Right and assorted other cowards, simpletons, political laggards and mopes forswear hiding behind false equivalence forever, and quit writing paeans to a vast, silent, utopian political Center that Does. Not. Exist.

Sadly, this week was not that week.  In fact, this week was the opposite of that week.

The murder of Charlie Kirk caused the legacy media to flee for the safety of the mighty fortress of "Both Sides Do It" like Edoras evacuating to the fastness of Helm’s Deep: a place of thick walls and high gates where they believed they could safely ride out anything and emerge unscathed and still gainfully employed after the Right's bloodthirsty freakout had abated a bit.  

In case you are unfamiliar with the mighty fortress of "Both Sides Do", let me give you the nickel tour.

The mighty fortress of "Both Sides Do It" is an ideological safe space/dissociative disorder/lazy pundit's crutch, but mostly it is a Very Big Lie.  Or, to steal a phrase from William Gibson, it's a kind of consensual hallucination, and it remains the biggest and most culturally potent Big Lie precisely because so many people desperately want it to be true...or are deeply invested in getting others to believe it's true.  

It's home to many different kinds of people.  Some -- like MAGA filth when they get caught out as liars and hypocrites -- are transients.  They will scuttle through the gateway and lay in the cut, swatting away critiques with volleys of "But the Democrats..." until the coast is clear, and then sneak out the back way and return to the quotidian business of sucking the mushroom stub of President Shits-His-Pants von Cheats-At-Golf, and shrieking that you and I are existential threats to civilization. 

For example, as you will recall, the walls of the mighty fortress of "Both Sides Do It" were the first line of defense once President Shits-His-Pants von Cheats-At-Golf decided to launch his ham-fisted Epstein Files coverup.  Confident cries of "Whatabout if Democrats are in the files, huh? Whatabout Clinton?" poured forth from the fortress's machicolations as if the MAGA filth thought it was burning pitch and we were made of balsa wood.  Freaked 'em completely out when we shrugged it off, shouted, "Great!  Lock 'em all up!" back at them, and kept coming.  

There are also permanent residents, about whom I am planning to write more in the next post, because this one already threatens to break the TL;DR threshold.  For now, I'm going to discuss one of the fortress's  semipermanent residents -- the type who keeps a toothbrush there, and a change of clothes, and they have a lease, but grinding out Both Sides Do It columns every fucking week is not primarily what they're known for.  They're known for entirely other toxic claptrap

Today's subject is Mr. David French of The New York Times.  French was hired by the Times apparently because having only three, middle-aged conservative white men on the payroll -- Bret Stephens, Ross Douthat and David Brooks -- was not representative enough of the rich text that is modern conservatism, so they felt compelled to add one more middle-aged white conservative guy.  A middle-aged conservative white guy who had to have his vicious, Bible-thumping, anti-gay bio tidied up hurry-up-quick to get him into the Times' lineup.  

Since coming to the Times, French has mainly specialized in writing about how, as a deeply conservative Christian man, it came as a complete shock to him that [checks notes] his Republican Party was full of Republicans.  He was indignant.  He was saddened.  Over and over again he lamented, (to quote Pink Floyd)  "Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?"

We can discuss some other day how the fuck it came to pass that the first-tier of elite, legacy media conservative political pundits all have one thing in common: regarding all those decades when they were trading on their supposedly uniquely deep and savvy insights into American politics ... they all now swear they never had the slightest idea what was actually going on inside their own political party and ideological movement.  Suffice it to say that David French's version of this is being very disappointed that his party turned out to be just as barbaric, bigoted, hypocritical, hollow and profoundly un-Christian as we dirty hippies always said it was.  

Very, very disappointed. 

But not this time.

This time he climbed to the ippy-tippy-top of the keep at the center of the fortress to make a direct address to the base of his recently-former party.

It is entitled, "There Are Monsters in Your Midst, Too" and if that "Too" alone is enough to give you a giant ass-ache, congratulations, your bullshit detector is in good working order.

Let's jump to the middle:

Online algorithms magnify the problem. They recognize that you are hungry for content that amplifies every bad act by your political enemies and that you hate to read or see any form of attack on your friends, so you live in a carefully curated false reality.

As a result, no matter the direction of the tragedy, the end result is the same — the right grows angrier at the left, and the left grows angrier at the right.

You see this exact phenomenon unfolding in the aftermath of the assassination of Charlie Kirk...

Can you smell it coming?

French then goes through the statements of several prominent conservative influencers who all blame "the left" for Charlie Kirk's death, and all believe that, one way or another, we should all be wiped out.  This one especially stood out because it attempted to short-circuit the inevitable "Both Sides Do It" platitude before any pundit could advance it.

Blake Masters, a former Republican candidate for Senate and an ally of JD Vance and Peter Thiel, posted on X, “There is no ‘both sides’ here. The political aggression and taste for violence against innocent people are all coming from the left.”

And then...

But wait. Can’t someone on the left mount a similar indictment of the right? 

Then French runs down a damning list of the Right's organized, Conservative-media driven episodes of political violence, from shooting up a pizza joint because Conservative media told weak-minded bigots that the world pedophile HQ was housed in their non-existent basement, to the President of the United States fomenting violent insurrection against the government.  

In fact, a person on the left might argue, the data is clear — over the last decade, right-wing extremists have killed far more people than left-wing extremists.

And then comes the razor in the apple, in which French torches whatever he thought he was doing in the previous paragraphs:

If we’re convinced that political violence comes from only one side of the divide, then the temptation toward punitive authoritarianism is overwhelming. “They” are evil and violent, and “they” must be crushed.

If, however, we accurately understand that America has an immense problem with violent extremism on both sides of the ideological aisle — even if, at any given moment, one side is worse than the other... 

To get past this dreadful moment, more and more Americans are going to have to face a painful fact. Evil isn’t confined to one side of the American divide. There are monsters in your midst, too.

As I have written on this blog ad nauseum, Republicans expended enormous effort and billions of dollars creating a base of reliably reprogrammable meatbags by demonizing Democrats in ever more lurid and eliminationist terms.   

And French was only too happy to do his part in creating this hate-fueled electoral Doomsday Machine with no "off" switch. 

Democrats twice nominated and elected a man who, for all intents and purposes, might as well have been built in a Centrist laboratory.  Decent.  Humane.  A scandal-free family man who never stopped trying to reach across the aisle to forge bipartisan solutions to our nation's very-real problems.  

And how did French's Republican Party react?  Fanatical obstruction.  Relentless sabotage.  And, from the pinnacles of  "respectable" conservative columnists to the sewers of Breitbart comment sections, an eight-year-long, hysterical, racist primal scream. None of which David French objected to.  But every time some scumbag on Conservative Hate Radio and on Fox News was given a raise and an "Atta boy!" for slagging Democrats as dirty, commie, America-hating, terrorist-loving, baby-killing monsters, or Obama as a Kenyan commie sleeper cell out to murder their sainted white grandmothers with his fiendish Death Panels they were paving another mile of road that led to Donald Trump.  

Or, to put it in language French would understand, he and his fellow Conservative Bible-waving bile merchants were "making straight the way" to where we are now.  

Then Trump showed up and easily took over the party that had been so carefully prepared for his coming.  And for Never Trumpers like David French, the arrival of Trump was like shining a  million  watt black light into their political orgy pit.  One minute they're happily down in the grind with the swinish base, the next minute they're shocked!schocked! to discover that there's bigotry and rage and fascism going on in this establishment! 

So the Never Trumpers storm out, hilariously assuming that some substantial number of the Pig People will follow them because they, too, must be deeply offended by, well, getting what they wanted all along? 

Nope.


And now that his former party has eagerly nominated the apex predator of fascist political violence three times, and twice elected him as President, the very best French can muster is, "Sure, Democrats are dirty, commie, America-hating, terrorist-loving, baby-killing monsters but consider, my brothers in Republican Jebus, there are bad guys in your midst too!  Join me in the mighty fortress of Both Sides Do It, and together..."




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Saturday, September 13, 2025

Charlie Kirk's Christianity Hustle


Let us now consider how closely Charlie Kirk's used of "Christianity" paralleled that of another famous racist con man.

The first step, always, it to take the measure of the suckers.  In Hitler's case, the mob he wanted to harness and deploy was wall-to-wall Christians who had already been steeping in centuries of antisemitism.  If he wanted to control then, he had to play them like a sax at the 10:30 jazz service.  So he tarted up Nazism in hymnals and scriptures, selling himself as the last line of defense for “traditional Christian culture.” 

The fact that he thought all of it was superstitious bullshit was irrelevant.  Speaking to the rubes in their own language -- mirroring them and their angry and resentments -- was a prop.  And it worked for Schicklgruber the same way it worked for Kirklgruber,  because MAGA's broken, ignorant, rage-drunk mutants are desperate to believe they're God's own Seal Team Six. 

Because, as every two-bit fascist in every age knows, you catch more suckers with a flag pin and a Bible than with facts and the constitution.  

Then, after you've sized up the rubes and figured out just how desperate and gullible they are, you need to aggressively rebrand Jesus.  The bigots and imbeciles don't wanna hear about some poor, illiterate, brown-skinned rabbi, who hung around with with hookers and beggars, preaching peace and compassion. The guy who said “love thy neighbor” and meant all of them. Not exactly adequate material for building a Master Race.  So Hitler did what every right-wing grifter still does: he rebranded. Out goes the sandal-wearing hippie, in comes Aryan Jesus -- blond, blue-eyed, aching for glorious conquest, and hating the Jews as much as they did. 

And slouching along right behind Aryan Jesus comes his grandchild -- the T-Rex riding, AR-15 brandishing, MAGA hat wearing Republican Jesus, who demands tax cuts for billionaires while sneering at immigrants and the poor.  This was Charlie Kirk's Jesus.

Then, after you've rebranded Jesus, you're gonna need to cast yourself as his earthly enforcer.  Crack open Mein Kampf and you'll find Hitler’s strutting around like he’s God’s own Luca Brasi, bragging about “doing the Lord’s work” by crushing Jews. He didn’t believe it, but the audience sure as hell did. 

Thanks to Alert Reader Anonymous for this addendum:

In a speech delivered in front of a Nazi audience in April 1922, Hitler made a more explicit reference to Christianity, referring to Jesus as "the true God." He made it plain that he regarded Christ's struggle as direct inspiration for his own. For Hitler, Jesus was not just one archetype among others, but "our greatest Aryan leader."

--The Holy Reich: Nazi Conceptions of Christianity, Richard Steigmann-Gall, Cambridge Press

And that’s the playbook: drape yourself in piety.  Pretend your bigotry is a sacrament.  Make hating the other a holy duty. It’s the same script the American Right has been running for decades.  For example, does anyone still remember that Dubya Bush said God told him to invade Iraq?   From there it's just a short hop to Trump's gaggle of batshit, Armageddon-peddling pastors raving about him being chosen by God.  Their own Cyrus the Great.  And the GOP base nodding right along with all of it, because nothing gets the rubes to empty their pockets and run to the polls faster than “Jesus told me so.”

Hitler didn’t use Christianity by accident -- he knew exactly what he was doing: weaponizing faith, laundering hate through holy language, and turning pews into political muscle. 

And if all of this feels familiar in 2025, that’s because it is. 

Different century, different demagogues, same scam.



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