There was nothing worth your time to see in Dallas last night.
Nothing at all.
It was all the usual lies.
Told to all the usual, goggle-eyed homunculi.
In a half-empty barn.
By a rapidly decomposing degenerate monster.
Nothing to see here.
The public was offered a $5,000-per-adult, Trump-branded bribe if Republicans keep the congress. Wildly illegal and as nonexistent as your Trump DOGE check and your Trump tariff rebate.
Great new health care system will be up and running in a matter of weeks,
The last two years have, of course, been the greatest two years in the history of creation.
Oh, and we're all still baby-killing Commies.
Also Fetterman showed up because there were cameras to prance in front of and it would piss off Democrats, and what else has he got.
Nothing to see here.
The same, old, tired lies about “We won the presidency three times.”
And the United States now has “the lowest drug prices in the world.”
And Iowa gasoline was “$1.85” before he launched the Iran war.
And “Food prices and almost every other item are rapidly going down.”
And “Over $20 trillion” has been invested in the United States during his second term.
And, the topper, “Every single promise I made you as a candidate, I've delivered on. I've delivered on everything.”
Nothing to see here but the loudmouth at the end of the bar, getting louder and more grandiose as the clock counts down to closing time. And while a few waterheads and barflies who he's been promising free drinks all night are still hanging in there, listening attentively, the rest of the bar has mostly cleared out.
If Mussolini had given a long, rambling speech in February of 1945 about his amazing successes, awesome, single-handed victories and Italy's bright future, the tone of it would have sounded a lot like this.
You might remember that eventually, Mussolini tried to flee disguised as a German soldier.
Didn't work out.
So we probably all should be keeping a weather eye out for an orange slob, dressed in a "Free Mumia" tee-shirt and blond wig, trying to sneak away in a catering truck with a sack full of cash and his FIFA "peace prize".
Other than that, nothing to see here.
