I am given to understand that the Lincoln Lads are trying to raise one million dollars to create content that would "mess with Trump."
Well I've got a much better deal you.
For half that price, a mere $500K [plus all the Lincoln Lads' sweetheart insider media contacts] I, too, pledge to "mess with Trump".
And furthermore, unlike the Lincoln Lads, I solemnly pledge not to give all that money to Rupert Murdoch so he will run my "mess with Trump" stuff on Fox.
This is the deal of a lifetime, so chip in whatever you can afford, whether it be a small, $50K donation, or, if you wish, you are free to cover the whole $500K.
And my final, solemn pledge to you is this: After I raise the $500K, I absolutely will not email you begging for money, and will not come back on this weblog asking for money...until the $500K runs out.