McConnell To Return?

At this point, who knows?  From WLWT Channel 5:

Senate set to reconvene Monday, but Mitch McConnell's return remains unclear

Of course it's unclear.  After all, since McConnell cannot cross running water and cannot rise from his crypt until after sunset, this makes the logistics of his staff hauling his mortal remains to the Senate -- including stripping every cross and holy symbol from the place and getting garlic added to the official Senate cafeteria food allergy list -- tricky.

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