...what might be the weirdest fucking thing that happened at Trump's Dallas short-bus freakshow.
From The Advocate:
Hasan Piker's 'meat pic' was on full display at the Republican National Convention
Republicans put the left-wing political commentator's thirsty selfie on the Jumbotron, and the internet has thoughts.
Why? Why? Why?
Great question. Because at this point Republican politics is less an ideology than an increasingly specific browser search history.
The simplest explanation -- Occam's cock ring, if you will -- is that it titillates two of the GOP's key constituencies:
First, self-loathing gay Republicans who remain in pathological denial. And rest assured this accompanying Twitter embed is entirely coincidental.
What the FUCK is going on at the Republican midterm convention??? He’s just screaming incoherently😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/4TV8em9byX
— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) September 9, 2026
And second, all the Handmaid's Tale trad-wives who publicly celebrate their ability to pop out kids for the Fatherland like Pez dispensers and cheer every time one of their basic civil rights is stripped from them by the Dear Leader's minions, while in the privacy of their own minds they crave the strange and forbidden...
Like fucking a -- gasp! -- Socialist.
And screaming at the tops of their lungs without any fear that the HOA will report them to ICE.
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