Please forgive my Google Translate French. I can practically hear Madame Alfille wagging her finger at me and scolding me for wasting my time on debate and track in high school when I should have joined her French club.
Alas, I am poorly made, and this was the best French translation I could come up with for, "Wouldn't Piss On You If You Were On Fire. And You Are On Fire."
From Raw Story:
Trump’s panicked plea goes largely ignored by world leaders: 'No country stepped forward’
President Donald Trump issued a plea Saturday to several countries in the hopes that they would “send ships” to a major shipping route off the coast of Iran to help the United States’ war effort against the Middle East nation, a plea that as of Sunday afternoon appeared to go largely ignored
In response to the U.S.-Israeli joint military siege launched late last month, Iran has vowed to attack any sea vessels aligned with the United States and its allies that attempt to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, a major shipping route through which 20% of the world’s oil trade flows. As a result, oil prices have skyrocketed, reportedly sparking panic within the Trump administration.
“Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated,” Trump wrote in a social media post on Saturday.
Begging a community of nations -- which he has spent a decade shitting on -- to come and save his rapidly decomposing ass from a catastrophic war of choice he launched with no plan and no warning is the most beta cuck thing I have ever heard of.
And so far the silence from other nations is coming through loud and clear.
In Japanese: Tatoe kimi ga moete ite mo, kimi ni shōben o kakeru koto sae shinai yo. Soshite kimi wa ima, moete iru nda.
In Simplified Chinese: Jiùsuàn nǐ húnshēn zháohuǒ, wǒ yě lǎndé sā pào niào jiù nǐ. Ér nǐ xiànzài quèshí zhèng zháohuǒ ne.
In Korean: Nega bultaoleugo iss-eodo ojum han bang-uldo an ssal geoya. geuleonde neon jigeum bultago issjanh-a.
Welsh: Fyddech chi ddim yn Pissio Arnoch Pe Byddech Ar Dân. A Ti Ar Dân.
Cockney: I wouldn’t ‘ave a slash on ya if ya was goin’ up like Guy Fawkes Night — and look at ya, you’re already bleedin’ burnin’, ain’t ya
Even in Klingon: Vaj Dunay'Qo' meQlI'chugh vay'. 'ej bImeQlI'.
6 comments:
At what point does the orange fat bastard sign Exec order to start the gladiator games to the death using his detained immigrants as fodder. Pau per view money in his pocket.
Or he goes with the guillotine to reduce the cost of detention and less expensive than deporting. The good old town square execution for MAGA to attend live performances.. Ticket sales and all the food, drinks and event trinkets is cash in his pocket again.
He never said clearly who he would make America great again for or who he thinks are Americans.
Thanks right wingers. May you or your loved one get selected as the main event in one of these.
Who failed to tell him that they can shoot back?
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Fyddech chi ddim yn Pissio Arnoch Pe Byddech Ar Dân. A Ti Ar Dân.
Trump is coming to terms with the fact that other countries are making plans to move forward that do not include Trump insanity. That special moment when the world sees (but MAGA refuses to see) that Trump is the fuck-up MAGA prayed Obama and Biden would be.
TBF, he has pushed the Epstein revelations off the front page so he has succeeded to a degree. On another note, if Google translate had been available when Rick Springfield was trying to explain to a young girl at a French bar why he was famous - would it still sound like this? https://youtu.be/_dG5ceJPics
Ní dhéanainn pis ort dá mbeadh tú trí thine, agus tá tú trí thine.
Non in te mingerem si arderes, et ardes.
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