Sunday, January 21, 2024

...So God Sent a Quitter.

Future trivial pursuit question, "Who Was Ron DeSantis?", has failed to live up to his wife's political ambitions and has officially dropped out of the 2024 race for Republican Vice President and endorsed Donald Trump..  

From the AP:

Ron DeSantis ends his struggling presidential bid before New Hampshire and endorses Donald Trump

If his campaign is remembered at all, it will be for setting fire to a pile of money big enough to be seen from space in order to win a grand total of nine Iowa delegates.


I Am The Liberal Media




7 comments:

Kevin Holsinger said...

Good evening, Mr. Glass.

Another loser in the d*ckhead-measuring contest.

Best to you and your loved ones.

Robt said...

NEVER GIVE UP...!

NEBER SURRENDER!!!

All that chaos he brought down on Florida that even his right wing cockroach brethren have to live with. You know, all the
Fake religious beliefs impose on those Godless liberals using state legislature to pass their religious law to punish the libs into being a conservative. At least make them live like they project a conservative should live like. Not like the GOP threesome state GOP chairman. But like those Libs that seek knowledge, enjoy there lives and friends.

What the GOP state house senators did for Governor God to show his GOP pedigree credentials with his Abortion ban, his denial of medicines like vaccines. his mighty prowess over evil corporations like Disney.
Nice future you have there Ronnie, ashamed you put it in Donald's hands.
America watched and witnessed how you spent huge amounts of other people's money (wealthy donors), frivolously and now all the Floridians know how fiscally irresponsible conservative you truly are. To smear poop on the toilet seat, you Give over your Godliness to the the one that wears the numbers of the orange beast on the back of his neck.
Not that Nikki Haley/ Nancy Pelosi I mean Nikki Haley could have used your support.
Enjoy the final warrior days left in your religious war.

Psst, Ron.
There may be a place for you in Russia. Putin has had many a close ally of trust fall out windows. It seems to be a a hazard that someone with your power of God and all could resolve for the Putin. I am sure Trump could arrange something for you.
And may your financial donors have learned something from you.Tell them I cannot afford another tax cut for them to make up their loses. Bye now.

Johnuw93 said...

Republicons in Disarray!

Only Haley remains to challenge the Con in Chief, and she's about to be trounced in New Hampshire. So the 'Grand Old Party' has no viable alternatives, and their Dear Leader could be disqualified, although the odds of The Worst Supreme Court Ever swinging the ax are quite small.

Say, on another topic, did anyone notice EJ Dionne (Wapo) trying to blame progressives for dooming parts of Biden's first-year agenda? The punditry has so internalized that the left of the Democratic Party is too purist to support sensible legislation that even a Dionne forgets that it was exactly two votes by so-called 'centrists' Manchin and Sinema that scuppered much of Biden's program. Progressives fought for their priorities and then were in Biden's corner when it came time to count the votes. But when Dionne, not the worst of the Wapo's columnists by a long shot, writes about struggles within the Democratic Party, he can't even remember the names of the culprits.

Jon Sitzman said...

So I have to ask the inevitable question...

How many Scaramuccis was that?

Thanks for all y'all do.

dinthebeast said...

Gavin Reptile called it.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Robt said...

As Nikki outlasts Puddin Boots by a few days or a week.

It is clear that Trump will run the primary GOP voters.

The same primary voters that squeal of all the corruption in Washington D.C.. Choosing to make Trump their general candidate.
For Trump. He (in Trump's alternative dementia mind). As soon as Nancy Pelosi drops out of the primary, he can then focus on the general election running against Barrack Obama again.

marshwren said...

"Jon Sitzman said... So I have to ask the inevitable question...How many Scaramuccis was that?"

Too many to be an accurate metric. More likely a Rish! Sumak, plus or minus a Liz Truss or two.