When I wrote this three months ago, I figured it would end badly, but not so eerily like the actual Purple Wedding with a sadistic, inco...

Tailgunner Ted cuts and runs and Carly Fiorina helps drive another enterprise into the ditch. From the New York Times: Ted Cruz E...

It will only make Failgunner Ted very sad. Ted Cruz: I stopped listening to rock music after 9/11 Ted Cruz is a little bit country...

From Wonkette : Ted Cruz FIRST! To Declare Candidacy For Also-Ran Loser Of 2016 The 2016 race to lose the White House to Hillary ...

Only until the GOP needs glasses. But of course -- -- they already do, don't they? From The Hill: Senators push to join Bengh...