President Stupid + Star Trek TOS = ...
TRUMP: Chavez stole the 2020 election. My good friend Nickolas "Mad Dog" Maduro -- I call him Mad Dog...I invented that -- he confessed after some light persuasion by Stephen Miller's boys. I am appointing My Pillow Guy as National Election Czar.
KIRK: Watch his mouth.
TRUMP: Also I won the popular vote in 2016 by 35 million votes. We have it on tape. We have the files. Just before he exploded, my friend Lindsay Graham told me. 60 million illegals voted for Demon Rats in 2016. These scum will be prosecuted and execute for treason.
SPOCK: Captain, the speech follows no logical pattern.
KIRK: Random sentences strung together.
TRUMP: Reflecting Pool was sabotaged by Antifa terrorists. Their headquarters are Barack Hussein Obummer's big, ugly, low-IQ so-called library where there are no books, just Muslim terrorist things. We have the details. Chavez has confessed. Arrests are coming.
MCCOY: He looks drugged, Jim. Almost at a cataleptic state.
TRUMP: Iran is over. We won. The Strait is open. Unlike Barack Hussein Obummer who gave the Strait away to his Muslim terrorist friends. We're going to make billions.
MCCOY: I have to have a close look at him.
TRUMP: Many people say I am the best president ever. I am the biggest winner. No one could have done what I did. Ballroom. Reflecting Pool. Epstein files are a hoax. Stopping 125 wars.... zzzzzz.
Never Forgive. Never Forget.
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