Plumber finds cash, checks behind loose toilet in wall at Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church
The discovery comes after $600,000 in checks and cash disappeared from the Houston megachurch’s safe in 2014.
Behold a Tip Jar
Because All I've Ever Found Behind the Walls of Our House
Was Fossilized Mouse Poop.
Welllll... ya gotta /claim/ there's money in the safe,
ReplyDeletefile insurance, get paid. THEN ya can hide it in the wall.
PedEchsing
Damn, that's where I put it!
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't my idea to stash it in the wall.
ReplyDeleteA burning bush told me to do it.
And I have the burn makes on my ears to prove it.