Portrait of the Bizarro World National Review Cruise

3...2..1...

True Conservatism, exciting and new

Come aboard, we're expecting you

True Conservatism, life's elitist reward

Make some dough -- that's more stacks for you!

True Conservatism soon will be making another run

(Maybe as a failed third party)

True Conservatism promises something for everyone

(But mostly for privileged white establishment Conservatives)

Set a course for adventure

Your mind on some new finance.

True Conservatism won't hurt anymore

(Well, not you.  You've got a job for life in the mainstream media!)

It's an open smile ... except for the poor...

For those of you unfamiliar with the annual National Review cruise, I commend this post, "THIS IS NOT A PHOTOSHOP" by the lovely and talented Blue Gal to your attention. 

Remember When I Told You To Burn The Lifeboats?