Because who else but noted vertical power-napper and crazy person, Dr. Ben Carson, would have the guts to voluntarily to go on CNN and help the Trump campaign extend a six-day dumpster fire into a seventh day...
Don't listen to the haters, Ben. You just go right on helping!
Is being Dr. Ben (conservative pundit) a paid position or is he providing all this help for free? Asking for a friend.
ReplyDeleteUncle Tom, uh, Ben to the rescue!!1!
ReplyDeleteIf there is anything that does not mean anything it is Carson's opinions.
ReplyDeleteDoes Trump wanting to know why we can't use our nuclear arsenal "mean anything", or is that a peripheral issue, too? Just asking for a nation.
ReplyDelete"God-fucking-damnit, Paul, did you send that memo about the pivot to Dr. Carson?"
ReplyDelete"..........oh, THAT memo! Um, yes I did."
'Vertical power-napper' -- I am so stealing that, Driftglass
ReplyDelete'Vertical power-napper', 'Concastrati'!
ReplyDeleteMan, you're on a roll!
Sort of brings back the old days when Darth Cheney was out hunting penned birds with their wings clipped (keeping them from flying away) at the Texas Dude Ranch..
ReplyDeleteWhen Cheney shot his long time pal in the face.
And his pal apologized to Cheney from the hospital, for putting his face in front of Cheney's shotgun.
The good old Bush boys days.....
Charlie Pierce said it best: "I suspect quite seriously that Dr. Ben Carson honed his very legitimate skills as a gifted neurosurgeon by practicing on himself."
ReplyDeleteMy favorite was Colbert's remark that Dr. Ben was an "eyelid advertising opportunity".
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