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Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Crazy is for Closers



Far be it from me to be damnfool enough to attempt to copy-edit James Wolcott's prose, but I believe when describing David Mamet's new book and the author's sad descent into Right-wing conspiracy mongering:
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Mamet has a book out called The Secret Knowledge: On the Dismantling of American Culture, which sounds like a tired rewrite of Allan Bloom twenty years late with some Norman Podhoretz Hamburger Helper, and lazy as hell.

what Mr. Wolcott meant to say was:
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Mamet has a book out called The Secret Knowledge: On the Dismantling of American Culture, which sounds like a tired rewrite of Allan Bloom twenty years late with some Norman Podhoretz Hamburger Helper, and ass-banjo me with a fucksaw if it isn't as fuck-all lazy as fucking hell.

Other than that, no modifications.

Now, Mr, Mamet, will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?







3 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:55 PM

    Don't watch _The Unit_. Don't watch his shit. Boycott these motherfuckers.

    Fuck him.

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  2. Sad Iron3:18 PM

    Wow, just don't let him get his hands on second prize... a set of steak knives.

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  3. I've known since 1997 when I first saw one of his films that Mamet was a conservative who wants us to go back to a time when caucasian men could do whatever they want without as much as a by your leave or if you please.

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