"If your mother tells you she loves you, check it out.”
New School Media (Conservative):
Recut raw video your mother saying she loves you to make her look like a racist whore who hates your living guts.
New School Media (Mainstream):
Fire your mother.
Fire everyone who has ever had lunch with your mother.
Apologize for having a mother.
*Who* are you? Are you, like, Gore Vidal with, finally tech powers?
ReplyDeleteIt took me several minutes to realize that Bunker is Breitbart. They're too close.
ReplyDeleteHuffPo:
ReplyDeleteSell your mother.
Plaster your website with links to FunnyOrDie videos involving Charlie Sheen, as well as photos of Christina Hendricks.
Huffpo:
ReplyDeleteSell your mother, and STILL don't pay the effing writer(s). Fly to Davos, rinse, repeat.
"Bunker"?!? It's "Beaker"! Like the lab equipment! Meep! ;-)
ReplyDeleteMy family would watch "The Muppet Show" together religiously. Many fond memories there.
I do like the idea of "the meeping heads" for the msm. Makes them seem a little more silly than "the chattering class".
Mike.K.
New School Media (Mainstream) sounds a lot like the gutless Obama White House.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry, Mr. Right Wing, for offering occasional light resistance as we reinforce your memes. How can I compromise with you after I tell the dirty hippies to get lost?
The Sunday Morning political-class shows effectively summarized.
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