Speaking as a long-time crank and first time scold, I sincerely hope that DriftPo curtails this tawdry, inconsequential political sideshow phase so beloved of juvenile thrill-seekers and mendacious trivia merchants, and gets back to what's truly important - the good old celebutainment values that keep America strong and free from treasonous liberal influence.
You go on with your bad ass self Drifter. Maybe then people will better appreciate your herculean literary efforts when you return. A little end-of-summer sojourn into the self feeding toilet swirl of mediocrity that is net punditude may even refresh a few.
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I wonder if Bill Maher, Ann Coulter and her Huffingness ever....ya know...did it
Dear Sir(s),
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as a long-time crank and first time scold, I sincerely hope that DriftPo curtails this tawdry, inconsequential political sideshow phase so beloved of juvenile thrill-seekers and mendacious trivia merchants, and gets back to what's truly important - the good old celebutainment values that keep America strong and free from treasonous liberal influence.
yours,
General Esel von Arschloch (ret.)
You go on with your bad ass self Drifter. Maybe then people will better appreciate your herculean literary efforts when you return.
ReplyDeleteA little end-of-summer sojourn into the self feeding toilet swirl of mediocrity that is net punditude may even refresh a few.
General Esel von Arschloch,
ReplyDeleteOnce I finish the PowerPoint, I shall take this matter up with the whole team at our next marketing meeting.
One of my top 6 films of last year. Funny and frightening.
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting to hang up on just the right person with "Yeah, Okay. Fuckity Bye."
ReplyDeleteThat day will come!