In honor of the season and the upcoming sentencing of Illinois' corrupt former governor, I thought I would haul a few of my old Blago ornaments from 2008 out of the basement.
The wrapping's done, I'm dressed in my monkey suit and I'm waiting to commute to Boston to make small talk while dinner's made with in-laws and a certain daughter's beau that I really don't like.
So I might as well take the time to wish ya'll a safe and happy holidays.
Merry Christmas, oh great one (whoops, that's normally Santa, but this year I'm making an exception and designating you as such due to all the fine gifts you've bestowed on us all year long),
May you live long and prosper.
Hope you've already got that much better cushy position.
I know you will soon if it hasn't happened already.
Merry Christmas Drifty. Thanks for the many gifts all year!!
ReplyDelete'Youse dummy up, ya rat bastid ya! That fuckin' Big Wheel is MINE!'
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Merry wishes, D.
Merry Christmas Drifty, thanks for all you do.
ReplyDeleteBusted
Happy Fuckin' Holidays!
ReplyDeleteAnd keep up the great work.
Psst-neologism for Ken Ham--cretard.
The wrapping's done, I'm dressed in my monkey suit and I'm waiting to commute to Boston to make small talk while dinner's made with in-laws and a certain daughter's beau that I really don't like.
ReplyDeleteSo I might as well take the time to wish ya'll a safe and happy holidays.
Merry Christmas, Driftglass. Merry Christmas.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, oh great one (whoops, that's normally Santa, but this year I'm making an exception and designating you as such due to all the fine gifts you've bestowed on us all year long),
ReplyDeleteMay you live long and prosper.
Hope you've already got that much better cushy position.
I know you will soon if it hasn't happened already.
Merry celebrating!
Suzan
Priceless chop!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Santa could save the children of Illinois much expense and needless bullshit with a quick movement by his right arm.
Yeah, we're different. Don't care WHO knows!
Happy Holy Daze, DG.
ReplyDeletePeace and good fortune to one and all.
Every day is Drifty day. Joyous Yule, brother.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Merry Christmas, Driftglass!
ReplyDeleteI'm always late to the party it seems... Merry Holiday stuff to everyone!
ReplyDeleteMerry Xmas, Drifty!
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