You said I shouldn't watch that video. I heard rumors elsewhere that I shouldn't. But no.
Ten seconds in, and the Historical Memory kicks in: "We've seen this before, but it was in black-and-white. In another country." Fifteen seconds in, the Frontal Cortex begins wrestling with the Look At That Shit nodule of the brain stem. At 23 seconds the Survival Instinct breaks it up, and stops watching.
There's porn, there's illegal porn, and then there's shit that even the vice squad shouldn't see.
My father always said that Republicans could never clap in time to music. "They're always a half a beat off", he said.
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ReplyDeleteI honestly don't know if I can go on much longer.
ReplyDeleteYou said I shouldn't watch that video. I heard rumors elsewhere that I shouldn't. But no.
ReplyDeleteTen seconds in, and the Historical Memory kicks in: "We've seen this before, but it was in black-and-white. In another country." Fifteen seconds in, the Frontal Cortex begins wrestling with the Look At That Shit nodule of the brain stem. At 23 seconds the Survival Instinct breaks it up, and stops watching.
There's porn, there's illegal porn, and then there's shit that even the vice squad shouldn't see.
I liked it better in the original German. Luckily my extensive earwax collection spared me.
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump: the biggest liberal parody troll.
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