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Friday, March 07, 2014

From Senator Ted Cruz's CPAC 2014 Breakout Panel:



"A True Conservative's Guide To Venerating Fake Reagan".

Step One:  Firmly grasp Fake Reagan with both hands.

Step Two:  Open your mouth AS WIDE AS IT WILL GO.

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9 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:48 PM

    Humping Ronald Milhous Reagan's coffin is about as productive and soul destroying as an ethics lecture from Newt Gingrich.

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  2. Step 3: ???
    Step 4: Freedom!

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  3. Gee, when did St. Ronnie take Nixon's middle;e name?

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  4. Well, that's going to take a while for the brain bleach to work…

    Step 3 should be: Choke on it.

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  5. Anonymous10:39 PM

    Oh... Cthulhu, save me....

    And I have to throw in:

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/goproud-cpac-beaver

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the irony of representing a group of conservative gay white men with... a beaver?

    Mike.K.

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  6. DeistPaladin11:26 PM

    Why does oral sex get such a bad rap in our society?

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  7. Anonymous4:13 PM

    "Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?"

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  8. Anonymous5:52 PM

    geosez: We're all friends her Mr. Glass, you don't need to hold back~ Show us how you really feel about these cretins...

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  9. Holy Photosweatshop, I almost pissed myself. You've really out done yourself DG.

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