Mandatory "I Committed Adultery and All I Got Was the Disapprobation of Almighty God and This Lousy T-Shirt" infidelity t-shirts.
The shirt -- the wearing of which will become mandatory for all whorey adulteresses for a period of not less that one year -- will come in women's sizes S, M, L, XL and Carrying His Unholy Bastard.
Loophole for mistresses who marry the former Speaker of the House after six years of extramarital blow jobs. IOKIYAR.
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