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Sunday, November 25, 2012

Want Better Pundits?



Every time they blow a big one or try to pay the rent by floating one slab of fact-free happy Centrist horseshit, they lose a finger.

From Roald Dalh's almost-forgotten series, "Tales of the Unexpected"





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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:33 PM

    Yay

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  2. StonyPillow7:34 PM

    Good.

    Better (Vintage 1960 Hitchcock, with Peter Lorre and Steve McQueen).

    Best (4625 words).

    But there are only ten fingers. Gonna be tough to fill out a full hour on Meat the Press.

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©8:21 PM

    Fred "Ten Stubs" Hiatt.
    ~

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  4. Unknown4:16 AM

    Fingers?! I say cut their goolies off!

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