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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

"Baby Deepdish" To Speak?


Is this infant (pictured here in an Exclusive! Fox News artists' sketch) actually Herman Cain's long rumored out-of-wedlock-white-rape-baby?

Will "Baby Deepdish" (as he has been nicknamed by some Beltway wags) come forward to confirm the shocking Herman-Cain-out-of-wedlock-white-rape-baby rumors?

Stay tuned to Fox News for more details on this developing story.

3 comments:

  1. Ya know, there is a very distinct resemblance, and as journalists, we have a responsibility to report on this controversy.

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  2. H. Cain12:25 PM

    You know, that is one devilishly handsome baby.

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  3. Is it true that the labor lasted nine hours and he weighed 9 lbs. 9 oz.?

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