Commandeers global media.
So first we get a vicious, Bible-whanging grifter named "Palin" that for utterly mercenary reasons the press will not stop blathering about.
Then we get a vicious, Bible-whanging grifter named "Terry Jones" that for utterly mercenary reasons the press will not stop blathering about.
May we assume the next monstrosity to grab a Bible and come slouching out of the Right's collective unconscious and into wall-to-wall, 24/7 media coverage will be named
"John Cleese"?
The Bible Beltway is more dangerous than the actual Beltway...
ReplyDeleteWho will be 'Twit of the Year'?
ReplyDeleteSpot The Looney.
ReplyDeleteWell, Cleese's Nazi goose-stepping would be appropriate (great episode), but I was kinda hoping for "Graham Chapman," because then he might be dead and a zombie, which would fit wonderfully (for obvious reasons).
ReplyDelete(Also, in-between devouring brains, he could hang out with Ted Haggard and Ken Mehlman. It'd make a great sitcom.)
...BASIL!!!!
ReplyDelete(yes, dear..)