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Thursday, September 09, 2010

Hateful, Friendless Crackpot


Commandeers global media.

So first we get a vicious, Bible-whanging grifter named "Palin" that for utterly mercenary reasons the press will not stop blathering about.

Then we get a vicious, Bible-whanging grifter named "Terry Jones" that for utterly mercenary reasons the press will not stop blathering about.

May we assume the next monstrosity to grab a Bible and come slouching out of the Right's collective unconscious and into wall-to-wall, 24/7 media coverage will be named

"John Cleese"?



5 comments:

  1. The Bible Beltway is more dangerous than the actual Beltway...

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  2. Staar2:34 PM

    Who will be 'Twit of the Year'?

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  3. US Blues4:07 PM

    Spot The Looney.

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  4. Well, Cleese's Nazi goose-stepping would be appropriate (great episode), but I was kinda hoping for "Graham Chapman," because then he might be dead and a zombie, which would fit wonderfully (for obvious reasons).

    (Also, in-between devouring brains, he could hang out with Ted Haggard and Ken Mehlman. It'd make a great sitcom.)

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  5. Anonymous9:35 PM

    ...BASIL!!!!
    (yes, dear..)

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