Christmas Is All About

Tradition.

The Thin White Duke duetting with the Short White Bing.
Prehistoric Matt Taibbi calling out prehistoric Lloyd Blankfein.
Cylons.
Yuletide hostage-taking.

And, of course, the annual re-telling of the story of

Santa Claus and his old lady.

On Donner, on Blitzen.
On Chuy, on Tavo.
C'mon Beto!