I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Who do you fault when your Party's insane?
A shrieking, bigot-riddled daisy chain?
Rabid from a diet of paranoid lies
Peddled by demented teevee guys?
The
Gutless
Party
Leadership
Oompa Loompa Sprayontan Dude
Letting his Party come completely unglued
A laquered corpse, irredeemably screwed
Like the Oompa
Loompa
Sprayontan
Dude
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Who do you fault when your Party's insane?
A shrieking, bigot-riddled daisy chain?
Rabid from a diet of paranoid lies
Peddled by demented teevee guys?
The
Gutless
Party
Leadership
Oompa Loompa Sprayontan Dude
Letting his Party come completely unglued
A laquered corpse, irredeemably screwed
Like the Oompa
Loompa
Sprayontan
Dude
The Educated Eggdicator says he's a bad egg.
ReplyDeleteSheer brilliance. ::: bows :::
ReplyDeleteBeautiful!
ReplyDeleteI raise my glass to ya Drifty. ;)
ReplyDeleteWatching the four hours of debate today is quite entertaining..in a sick way.
That's a thing of beauty.
ReplyDeleteCan we all haz our sprayontan now?
ReplyDeleteSuperb, Dg!
As usual.
S
Yeah, that's the golden ticket alright.
ReplyDelete;>)
bravo!!!! i bet the poor little oompa loompa sprayontan dude misses some of his little friends.
ReplyDeleteThe Orange colored Oompa Loompa dude can
ReplyDeleteSuck. My. Dick..
It's spelled Bohner, not Baynor but I guess if I tell ya different, often enough, you can call me Fred.
What a fucking twat.
Finally, an entertaining ear worm!
ReplyDeleteDamn you Drifty, they scared the crap out of me in the original movie. And in the re-make they were even more creepy. But this, this sir, is the most fucking creepiest of all!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm going to go hide under my bed.
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
ReplyDeleteDRIFTGLASS FOR POET LAUREATE.
Love ya.
aw, man, doesn't this make Gene Wilder into Rush Limbaugh?
ReplyDeleteout-f**king-standing!!!!!