Sen. Mitch "Toilet Bitch" McClosetcase suddenly realizes that the majority of his, 'Money Shot', landed behind fellow Senator Larry "Loo Lover" Craig's ear after the Senator from Idaho's failed attempt at receiving a deposit of the 'Confirmed Bachelor's' tennessee tentpole cee-ment.
McClosetcase also wonders how many people at this presser think it's a blob of hair gel in La-La-Larry's ear...
Senator Craig defending his hobby explained, "There's nothing wrong with a little naughty, poopy, rub-rub with a man that a good, stiff denial can't cure. And I know my colleague and good friend Senator McConnell shares my convictions."
"Oh fuck! I just saw that hand in the men's room!"
ReplyDeleteSometimes, they just write themselves.
Selah.
CAGary
LOL
ReplyDeleteThere's Something About Larry...
ReplyDeleteSen. Mitch "Toilet Bitch" McClosetcase suddenly realizes that the majority of his, 'Money Shot', landed behind fellow Senator Larry "Loo Lover" Craig's ear after the Senator from Idaho's failed attempt at receiving a deposit of the 'Confirmed Bachelor's' tennessee tentpole cee-ment.
McClosetcase also wonders how many people at this presser think it's a blob of hair gel in La-La-Larry's ear...
While Senator Craig finishes his speech, Mitch McConnell realizes that he's next on the Outed Gay Republican list. Oh, shit!
ReplyDeleteSenator Craig defending his hobby explained, "There's nothing wrong with a little naughty, poopy, rub-rub with a man that a good, stiff denial can't cure. And I know my colleague and good friend Senator McConnell shares my convictions."
ReplyDeleteBoy-o, he has BIG feet! I hope nobody's looking...
ReplyDeleteDeCatptionation
ReplyDeleteCraig:
"See, first you lube the fingers and slide them in gently, before balling it into a fist.."
McConnell:
"D'oH!"
..and apparently "ass gerbils" is a googlewhack for DG. hooray!
You can use lotion...or not.
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, Mitchy's prolly wonderin' to himself
ReplyDelete"Lube?"
Which segueways nicely into a new weapon for the War!On!Xmas!
"Fist Me This Christmas"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfvSOuwM_4