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Saturday, February 24, 2007

One of The News Blog’s lesser-known features


is dating advice.

To do my small part to fill in the blogging gap caused by Gilly’s brief hiatus, here I believe I may have found all of the The News Blog’s woo-pitching wisdom distilled down into 47 seconds.

And with it, we set aside an 18-year-old Oban and instead raise a full glass of prune juice to the health of Steve Gilliard.

For it is a warrior’s drink :-)

5 comments:

  1. I follow Picard's lead rather than Worf's; I'm brewing some Earl Grey tea now, with a lemon-tea bag thrown in. Unlike the captain, I prefer mine iced.

    I hope Gilly gets well soon.

    Worf's initial yell resembles Gilly's reaction if someone suggests that Al-Qaida may have had some help in the 9/11 attacks. For myself, I neither affirm nor deny that.

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  2. Anonymous12:55 PM

    "I follow Picard's lead rather than Worf's"

    That's why you'll never get laid Woody. Hurl the Earl and just do what the man said - "Go to her door - beg like a human."

    That shit always worked for me.

    Here's hoping Steven gets well r-e-a-l soon.

    Oh yeah - Driftie... about that Lucy vs Rosario and The Etc Sisters thang. I've been having second thoughts...

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  3. Anonymous5:08 PM

    Brilliant Drifty.

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  4. Um. Gotta duck out, guys, and warm up the tonsils...

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  5. Anonymous7:14 PM

    I get the feeling Gilly would rather you have the Oban. For myself, I wish I had reason to duck...

    PS- Get well Steve, quick, cause DG has gone for the prune juice, and that can't be good in the end.

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