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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

I'm Spartacus.



Shakespeare’s Sister has announced that she is bowing out of the Edwards campaign.

Needless to say this is a very sad and sobering development.

And needless to say that she is doing it with orders of magnitude more grace and élan than either the rabid howler monkeys on the Right or the pudding-soft children within the Edwards campaign are capable of mustering on their best day.

And needless to say that the Right’s madness has manifested itself in threats of violence against my friend Shakes, because that is how the Right operates:
1. The scripture-barking, Christ-defiling demagogies who run the show carefully and deliberately angry up the dung people.
2. They glean votes and dollars and ratings and its all a lot of fun until Tim McVeigh blows up a federal building because he took them at their word.
3. Then the scripture-barking, Christ-defiling American Taliban who run the show swear they had no idea it would ever go this far.
4. Then they do it all over again.


Well the denizens of Crazyville – who are all terribly brave when it comes to threatening women, and yet for some reason seem collectively and conspicuously unable to find their way out of Mommy’s basement and down to the recruiting office to demand a Surge Billet in their Dear Leader’s Excellent Iraqi Adventure – should know that Shakes has lots of friends.

Lots and lots and lots of friends.

And we are all Spartacus.

82 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:57 AM

    .."how MANY warriors do YOU have with you LEONIDAS??"

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  2. "Our arrows will block out the sun."

    "Good, then we can fight in the shade."

    Up yer bum, Xerxes.

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  3. "Of course, Mr. Donohue. We'll be HAPPY to give you your earth and water..." :)

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  4. I think we're about to start a lil' blogswarm. Linking back to you.

    We are all Spartacus today.

    Hope to see you at the virtual bar at Shake's Friday night.

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  5. Just joined the swarm. Time for the rest of us to stand up.

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  6. Anonymous10:52 AM

    I, too, am Spartacus.

    Thanks for doing this. What a great idea!

    Mixter

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  7. 1.
    Revolution!
    The power scale is bending, disturbed
    By bomb laden souls bent against empire.
    It isn’t terror… it is tragedy.
    Shakespeare could not have crafted it better.
    Revolution!
    Upon the riddled carcass of wars yowl
    And the slaughter of human cells
    Upon the somber sands of death,
    This drama crests inside its fourth act.
    Revolution!
    The scene now set with harrowed seraphs
    Feeling bursts of metal strafe the waning soul,
    And ending their hallowed harvest
    Weary of this; our sloping future.
    Revolution!
    Man cannot sustain this blast;
    War penetrating even the angel’s love.
    The life taker and the giver, entrenched,
    Bogged down in the black swamp
    Unable to right their self-same falling;
    Indistinguishable in their smirking speech
    And muck ridden paws they murder the other.
    Revolution!
    Upon the riddled carcass of wars yowl
    Of obliteration of human cells
    On the somber sands of death,
    This tragedy’s inside its fourth act.

    2.
    SHAKEDOWN

    We the people should shake `em all down!
    Jangle the walls of Liberty! Sing!
    Shake the foundations of Freedom Town!
    Clatter and rattle the West Wing!

    Plunge the Pentagon to its soiled, imperial knees!
    Thunder clap and smack all of DC!
    Humble all fat cats on Wall Street!
    Senate! Congress! The courts! All three!

    Let `em know we've had enough of complicity!
    Grab their electorate! Give a hardy squeeze!
    Shove back with almighty vengeance!
    Show them, we, the people, still believe!

    3.
    OUR TORTURED GARDEN

    Too ashen! Too hidden!
    Like some plodding prayer
    Mouthed under sultry breath,
    Lobbed skyward beneath
    The demoralizing weight of gravity
    Reluctant of its dulled and hollowed plea.

    The shoddy wilt, the red droop
    Of oppressions scope, maudlin loyalty.
    Who the hell needs an optimism
    Carrying a loaded M21 Horizon,
    Or a prayer with the weight of a tank?
    “It’s too massive!”, cried the saint.

    The gates of life swing wide
    For caskets draped in flags!
    Who the hell needs this hope
    So weighted down with loss?
    Prayers with the dead weight of children?
    “It’s too distressing!”, cried the angels...

    The tortured garden! Insatiable craving
    Of the hideous instruments of ruin
    Planting young seeds too early
    In the loud, bone-dry ground
    Cultivating, not life, but odium.
    “It’s too thunderous!” cried God.

    Too ashen! Too hidden!
    Like some plodding prayer
    Mouthed under sultry breath,
    Lobbed skyward beneath
    The demoralizing weight of gravity,
    Reluctant of its dulled and hollowed caress.

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  8. I am in the midst of an original poem or two about this very moment. I left some oldies that I thought applied to it and I will add one more.

    ODE to Bill Donohue

    Your breath is atrocious
    Crowding the air.
    Your teeth, fanged relics,
    Slanted, bent of intolerance.
    And your proud mind
    Fetches the face of wretchedness
    With its leaching maw of foaming hatred…

    After hearing you,
    The first time,
    I found my contempt unmasked;
    You’re repugnant and false-hearted,
    And most contemptible
    For using your depraved dribble
    To spackle the holes you’ve put in God...

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  9. Anonymous12:16 PM

    I am Spartacus and I shall not step aside.

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  10. Anonymous12:22 PM

    Spartacus? His name is my name, too!

    Thanks for starting this, Driftglass.

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  11. Um, you forgot one step between (2) and (3). Namely:

    -- They spend one post-McVeigh month blaming the bomb on Arabs and two more post-McVeigh months blaming it on Weathermen who blew things up 35 years ago.

    Then it becomes clear that McVeigh was reading The Turner Diaries and listening to Rush Limbaugh, and not, say, memorizing the complete works of Abbie Hoffman. Then they say they never meant it to go that far.

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  12. Done, Drifty. Thanks.

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  13. Anonymous1:18 PM

    I'm itching for something to do. If only I could get ahold of a name, an address, a phone number of just one of those fucks who threatened Amanda or Shakes, I'd give them something they don't want.

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  14. Sheakespeare's Sister's supporters are numerous as grains of sand on the beach and stars in the sky, and we span the globe. We've got your back, Sis.

    Brynn (in Dublin IE)

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  15. Anonymous1:32 PM

    2A. Blame McVeigh's actions on long-simmering and completely understandable resentment of the victimization of scripturists by the ungodly.

    CatStaff

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  16. Anonymous1:57 PM

    I wrote Edwards campaign and pledged my vote to Clinton - because - "I'd rather have the real thing than Clinton-lite"

    I am Sparticus - I spit in the eye of power.

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  17. I am Spartacus.

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  18. Count me in. I'm Spartacus, but I refuse to take a bath. K?

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  19. Done. I'm in. I am Spartacus.

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  20. you get well over 100 hits if you google I'm Spartacus

    cool, sez i

    -spartacus

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  21. You are mistaken. I am Spartacus.

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  22. I'm now Spartacus, too, which is infinitely cooler than just being yet-another Kim in the world.

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  24. We Spartaki will fly

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  25. Anonymous11:21 PM

    for what little it may be worth I too am Spartacus.

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  26. Anonymous1:02 AM

    I'm Spartacus! in the Great White North.

    We love Amanda and Sis up here too!!

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  27. Anonymous2:59 AM

    I'm late, but I'm Spartacus

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  28. Believe it or not, it even says Spartacus on my driver's license. So I literally am Spartacus. I even look like Tony Curtis.

    Btw, here's my two cents on the dickless wonder who made Amanda and Melissa drop out. It's not for the squeamish and you may wanbt to bring a poncho.

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  29. Anonymous8:23 AM

    (is Spartacus)

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  30. Anonymous9:34 AM

    I'm Sparky, and I Cuss.

    -skunq'd up

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  31. Another Spartacus present.

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  32. i want to be spartacus too, but i'm not sure what it means. would someone be so kind as to enlighten this newbie?

    signed,

    a (lurking) shakes & amanda supporter

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  33. Anonymous11:25 AM

    I am so Spartacus I've forgotten to shave.

    Will nab the graphic, and pass this on for your enjoyment: http://phoenixwoman.wordpress.com/2007/02/13/sow-the-wind-reap-the-whirlwind/

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  34. Anonymous12:23 PM

    I am Spartacus.

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  35. Anonymous1:00 PM

    I'm Spartacus and so's my wife.

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  36. Anonymous1:32 PM

    I am Spartacus

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  37. I am Spartacus!

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  38. I'm afraid it's out of Donahue's hands just like controlling the Shi'ite militias are now out of Sistani's hands.

    And that is a very conscious, deliberate analogy.

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  39. This got so big so fast and it is still going.

    It is fascinating to watch.

    Thank you all.

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  40. One more Spartacus.


    BAC

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  41. Anonymous3:53 AM

    Count me in! I am Spartacus!

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  42. I'm on this like wet paint on a bench.

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  43. I became so preoccupied with riffing on Eddie's "300" reference that I neglected to mention: I am Spartacus!

    Venceremos, amigos!

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  44. Anonymous1:37 PM

    i'm a spartacus, he's a spartacus, wouldn't you like to be a spartacus too?

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  45. Anonymous2:43 PM

    I'm so Spartacus I brought my own cross for the Apostate Right to try to hang me on.

    All they gotta do is come over and make me do it.

    Just me and my large sumbitch pole that doubles as an effective means of knocking people into next week.

    I dare them.

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  46. This was a genius idea! (Also? I'm Spartacus.)

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  47. Not only am I Spartacus, y'all, I'm also an NDN, a lawyer, a bowhunter, and I'm from Texas, the self-defense capital of the world.

    Bring it.

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  48. We are Spartacus, and that makes a total of 47 legs to stand on. Right on, Sister!

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  49. Anonymous11:26 PM

    I am Spartacus! Integrity is gonna win.
    Jfi

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