Wow. Politics aside, it occurs to me that I really am somebody who could be very vulnerable to what Mr. Rollins was portraying in this song/video. Thanks for the warning, Henry!
"Mah Frenz, I come to you with the appearance (and the intellect) of a small possum which has just been struck in the head by a 6,000 pound Lincoln Navigator, on a rural northern Virginia highway, who is currently moving one carrier group into the Persian Gulf, and 22,000 MORE of our troops into the mesopotamian meatgrinder, so as to (hopefully) make it possible for me to avoid being spitted and roasted like a yearling heifer at a Texas barbecue by my own republican party.
I'd 'preciate it if you good, God-fearin' patriots would help out by continuing to drink the Koolaid for about 23 more months, so's I can git out of town and blame the whole shittaree on some dumbshit democrat stupid enough to want to inherit the Chevron tanker-ful of bullshit, body-parts, and soon-to-be-worthless Halliburton contracts.
Hell, I never would've pegged Lieberman as a bass player....learn something new every day.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Holy Joe always struck me as more the weasely, tambourine-playing, get-your-girlfriend-hammered-and-then-suddenly-hit-on-her type
ReplyDeleteWow. Politics aside, it occurs to me that I really am somebody who could be very vulnerable to what Mr. Rollins was portraying in this song/video. Thanks for the warning, Henry!
ReplyDeleteall hell is breaking loose
ReplyDeletewhatta classic! (must apologize for the earlier Fugazi link i pasted - audio was horrible!)
ReplyDeletedidn't Lil' Dubbie look like a deer in the headlites last nite? So contrite. So earnest. So needing to feel the luvv..
cuz he's a LIAR!!
skunqesh:
ReplyDelete"Lil' Dubbie" LOL!
Lil' Dubbie....
ReplyDeleteI feel a Photoshop Swarm a comin... ;-)
As Dylan said, "Sometimes Satan, comes as a man of peace."
ReplyDeleteIs it possible that the born again freaks are right? Is Bush the Antichrist?
totally amazing -- thanks for posting it.
ReplyDeleteNow, Drift, I distinctly heard him say:
ReplyDelete"Mah Frenz, I come to you with the appearance (and the intellect) of a small possum which has just been struck in the head by a 6,000 pound Lincoln Navigator, on a rural northern Virginia highway, who is currently moving one carrier group into the Persian Gulf, and 22,000 MORE of our troops into the mesopotamian meatgrinder, so as to (hopefully) make it possible for me to avoid being spitted and roasted like a yearling heifer at a Texas barbecue
by my own republican party.
I'd 'preciate it if you good, God-fearin' patriots would help out by continuing to drink the Koolaid for about 23 more months, so's I can git out of town and blame the whole shittaree on some dumbshit democrat stupid enough to want to inherit the Chevron tanker-ful of bullshit, body-parts, and soon-to-be-worthless Halliburton contracts.
Thank yew, and God bless 'murka.
George W. Bush
tanbark,
ReplyDeleteYour teevee reception is better than mine.
whaleshaman,
You're welcome.
Brilliant. As good as one of his rants. Thanks, driftglass.
ReplyDeletePS We're doomed.
That guy looks like Mr. Sluggo.
ReplyDeleteNow can you find an appropriate clip with Lord Buckley? ;)
ReplyDeleteRollins: a brave hero from my youth :) Brilliant stuff. Never seen this one before.
Thanks DG
From Sweatbox to Driftglass, direct, the line of descent is..
ReplyDeleteOh! Wow! Blast from the past. I have always loved this song o' Henry's!
ReplyDeletetanbark, I believe you have the best "ears" of all. Or the best babblefish.