tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post8815035973788017965..comments2024-03-28T21:32:41.763-05:00Comments on driftglass: The Beast that Shouted Love at the Heart of the Congress with His Head Up His Ass While Sucking His Own Ballsdriftglasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09379167083253389153noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-25785840884253179682010-11-27T11:03:00.345-06:002010-11-27T11:03:00.345-06:00Brilliant.
As usual, so funny because its true.
.....Brilliant.<br />As usual, so funny because its true.<br />...and I didn't say fuck!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-22986073225352628462010-11-26T09:56:05.031-06:002010-11-26T09:56:05.031-06:00Nice job, Drifty.Nice job, Drifty.karen marienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-72493379527908250442010-11-25T18:06:21.565-06:002010-11-25T18:06:21.565-06:00Brilliant, holmes!!Brilliant, holmes!!Comrade PhysioProfhttp://physioprof.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-51557077619089694052010-11-24T18:27:27.720-06:002010-11-24T18:27:27.720-06:00Dammit, driftglass! We've warned you about thi...Dammit, driftglass! We've warned you about this before!<br /><br />Look, all we do is live underground, crawl around in our own poop, gnaw on stuff and eat our young. But you persist in comparing us with -- fergawdsake -- DAVID FUCKING BROOKS!!!<br /><br />This shall not stand! <br /><br />This is the direst possible insult, which positively demands a prolonged, intricate vengeance. Just for starters, if I were you, I'd be investing in some Kevlar ankle-guards before you take your next stroll in the park. (Yeah, I know, we live in Africa -- but we're taking up a collection!)<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />Five Million Naked Mole RatsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-23978920864986897052010-11-24T15:27:29.718-06:002010-11-24T15:27:29.718-06:00Imagine if David Brooks had been one of the Foundi...Imagine if David Brooks had been one of the Founding Fathers. He'd have been so busy trying to to reach "consensus" with the British, to find a "centrist" standpoint, that he would have "compromised" himself and the rest of them into being captured and hung as traitors.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-22340436322219290452010-11-24T15:01:52.394-06:002010-11-24T15:01:52.394-06:00Now this was pretty goddamned funny!Now this was pretty goddamned funny!chautauquanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-82682413184571736072010-11-24T13:52:49.238-06:002010-11-24T13:52:49.238-06:00Beautiful. David Brooks is a gential wart on the s...Beautiful. David Brooks is a gential wart on the scrotum of the world, and his growth is encouraged by the dark, moist, warm environment in which he lives. Thanks for shining a light on him and making me laugh at the same time.<br /><br />If he hadn't promised in secret to have sex with the disinterred corpse of Reagan if called upon to do so, Conservatives would naturally hate him for his professorial glasses, his professorial manner and his smarty-pants speech.Markhttp://www.marknesop.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-43842449604306602622010-11-24T10:47:26.214-06:002010-11-24T10:47:26.214-06:00Thank you, my liege.
Again and again.
I've b...Thank you, my liege.<br /><br />Again and again.<br /><br />I've been looking for that exact (almost) poignant description for what these thugs do on a daily basis that is so loved and desired (worshipped virulently) - and never mentioned - by the "responsible" people in charge of the MSM everyday, who wouldn't overlook a misplaced comma or not apologize for a misspelling.<br /><br />Until now.<br /><br />(and was "recto" a misspelling?)<br /><br />S<br /><br /><i> the secret Liberal-counter-recto-converse thingie</i>Cirzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07070125217972397204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-67541905194127778652010-11-24T07:35:21.694-06:002010-11-24T07:35:21.694-06:001. Is that a hairless mole rat?
2. How do those gl...1. Is that a hairless mole rat?<br />2. How do those glasses actually help it see anything?<br />3. If the Times is paying hairless mole rats to write things, can I buy one and use it to ghost write things that would then be published, resulting in giant bags of money being sent to me?<br />4. Are hairless mole rats in fact, taking over the MSM?<br />5. What will happen when the hairless mole rats control everything?<br />6. Should I shave myself, get some fake incisors and prepare to appease my new hairless mole rat overlords?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-6681900222129582792010-11-24T07:06:09.849-06:002010-11-24T07:06:09.849-06:00The truth may now be told -- David Brooks is one o...The truth may now be told -- David Brooks is one of the infamous missing <a href="http://replicatorinc.com/blog/2009/04/mold-o-rama-50s-plastic-molding-vending-machine/" rel="nofollow">Mold-A-Rama®</a><br /> machines, modified to use fecal pellets instead of polyethylene. And twice a week, the human running the machine plunks in a couple bucks of quarters, and gets a hot off the press blow molded column that says exactly the same thing every time.StonyPillownoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-29574314584106564542010-11-23T23:54:47.171-06:002010-11-23T23:54:47.171-06:00Brooks: You know Latin?
Officer: Yes sir.
I near...<i>Brooks: You know Latin?<br /><br />Officer: Yes sir.</i><br /><br />I nearly pissed myself at this point.<br /><br />Excellence by Drifty!!Earlhttp://gnostinews.comnoreply@blogger.com