tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post2022853673785010393..comments2024-03-28T21:32:41.763-05:00Comments on driftglass: Never Trust a Never Trumper: David Brooks Editiondriftglasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09379167083253389153noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-16501164049404912742020-02-28T14:43:10.827-06:002020-02-28T14:43:10.827-06:00And when it comes to a "both sides" of t...And when it comes to a "both sides" of this.<br /><br /> Republicans cite Sanders and the effort to return all Jews back to Cuba to fulfill the End of Times prophecy.<br /><br />Remember how frightened Wall Street was, when GW Bush forced them to accept that bail out?<br /><br /> See, Both the republicans and the conservatives do it..................<br /><br /> As for the other side,<br /><br />Conservatives point out Sanders (not McConnell and GOP) has converted America's Senate into the likes of the Russian DOMA. How the liberal Bloomberg would stop the capitalist patriotic freedom redistribution of other people's money to farmers.Robthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15233719178495413876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-34445755505659860342020-02-28T13:52:25.718-06:002020-02-28T13:52:25.718-06:00Unfortunately, it doesn't matter what you thin...Unfortunately, it doesn't matter what you think.<br /><br />It doesn't matter what I think.<br /><br />The way our founders intended for us to elect a President in this country was to select five very wise sages from five very different corners of the United States.<br /><br />These wise sages would then Elect the President of the United States, the Leader of the Free World.<br /><br />The first wise sage lived in a trailer off of a desert road in a retirement community that wisely used water from the Colorado to feed their lawns they never went out on. He was not impressed by Bernie Sanders. "He'll take away my Medicaid and Medicare and Social Security."<br /><br />"Actually--"<br /><br />The second wise sage lived in a swamp next to a beach. He liked to get drunk, steal things from Wal-Mart, and ride alligators while shooting his gun. We spoke to the wise old sage just after he had shot off his own dick. "I can't vote for Bernie. He's a pinko."<br /><br />"Actually--"<br /><br />"PINKO!"<br /><br />The third wise old sage lived in a land of Churches and hills between two great cities. She declared that only Trump could save every baby that has never been born. While we tried to puzzle that out, she screeched at us for serving the devil and threw her meth urine at us.<br /><br />The fourth wise old sage lived in a frozen land between lakes where the water was permanently unclean, and he liked it that way. He liked vanilla ice cream, mayonnaise, cottage cheese, Civil War History, and World War II history. He wisely explained to us that he could only vote for the prime specimen of the master race, and that sadly, Bernie was not it.<br /><br />The fifth wise old sage lives a mystical land of football and cheese and proud Germanic heritage. For similar reasons to the fourth wise old sage, she was not feeling the Bern, but admired his leathery skin that might be reworked into useful household appliances.<br /><br />Also, these five wise old sages listen to an even older and wiser old sage, their master, the Grand Fox of Flowers who was married to ancient Chinese Wisewoman and had numerous exotic Russian monks by his side, chanting mysterious chants that they promised would feel the other five sages with vitae and anima.<br /><br />As the sages sat before their glow-boxes, chanting and rubbing themselves an undulating frenzy, they never once considered Feeling the Bern.<br /><br />And that, dear reader, is how the founders intended for the POTUS to be selected.Lit3Bolthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10407681812425172672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-13890571226368853482020-02-28T09:57:12.554-06:002020-02-28T09:57:12.554-06:00I voted for all the communisms. Twice. And all I g...I voted for all the communisms. Twice. And all I got was the Heritage Foundation's healthcare plan. Thanks, Obama.Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01897088393026835108noreply@blogger.com