Saturday, October 15, 2005

You mean they hate Jews too?


Holy Shit! I thought it was just darkies and Liberals?

And smart chicks.

And Ayrabs.

And queers.

And people who read.

And Spics.

And so forth.

Oh I am sorry. I’ve been a terrible host. You two obviously haven’t met. Let me make the introductions:

John Podhoretz...
...meet The Base.


Base,
...meet the Podhoretz.

This via The Corner at NRO, which I can’t seem to link to because my “Link To Circle-jerking Chickenhawks” hot-key is busted -- Ctrl+F9+666 for you mavens, at least on my antique machine -– but I can thank alert reader “Erik” at Mr. Gilliard’s Shoppe for the timely tout.

Wherein the Pod Man is shocked to discover that there are apparently Nazis in the GOP Woodpile, so to speak.

Yikes!

Fortunately he finds tough-but-tender comfort in the manly arms of Doughy Pantsload.

Also he gets his hair washed ("Don't worry; it's a leave-in conditioner.")and micro-braided.

SO HOW SERIOUSLY SHOULD I TAKE THIS? [John Podhoretz]
Over the past week, I've received some vituperative e-mails from pro-Harriet-Miers people. One of them, with the initials ct, accused me of being hostile to evangelicals -- a charge I find especially outrageous because I have spent more time arguing with more passion on behalf of evangelicals and their positive role in American politics with friends who grow almost demented about the matter than on almost any other subject I can think of.

He explains that it all started out giggly and fun and buddy-buddy. They both liked gladiator movies, reading Ayn Rand aloud and romantic walk though the many rest stops along America’s highways and, uh, bi-ways.

He seemed like such a nice man.

Then, suddenly, a kike rang out!

"Dude, it WAS down, but...guess what? It's going back up. And listen, jew s**t: threaten me again and I'll track your fat a** down. Nobody threatens me over the internet and doesn't pay. You filthy f---ing witch. Go tell the devil I'm on your a** now, b---h."

I responded that by threatening me physically, he might now have committed a felony (if done so over phone lines), and that I would inform both Yahoo, his internet service provider, and Blogger, the home of his blog, of his words. His reply:

"Listen Jew s***: can it. You f----d up. It was down, now it's back up. You don't like it? Learn your manners, filth. Learn your manners. And yes, I will god d--- love - LOVE - L O V E !!! to get into your world if you should get into mine. I would god d--- love it, boy. Bring it on. I became a Christian from a world that makes you s*** your pants, and I can go back to it easily."


There there, little man. Let Senior Doughy soothe away those bad thoughts...

RE: HOW SERIOUSLY? [Jonah Goldberg]
I have had similar experiences, complete with the full spectrum of anti-Semitic expletives. Thankfully it's been a tiny, tiny minority. But even half of one percent out of tens of thousands emails over the years adds up. What's so dismaying about it is that the conversation seems completely normal -- albeit intellectually hostile -- and them some button gets pressed and *boom* out with the Holocaust jokes. Most of the time this has happened while arguing with liberals and leftists. But, I have to assume, that's in no small part because I mostly argue with liberals and leftists via email...

Ah what a tool. A whole tool shed, really.

Hey Kapo! Go to Mommy’s bookshelf, get the encyclopedia off the tippy-top shelf and look up “Southern Strategy”. Look for any footnotes that mention “George Wallace”, “never gonna be ‘out-niggered’ again”, “Reagan at Philadelphia, MI" and “Bob Jones University”.

What, did you think these scumbags you have been tongue-kissing subscribe to “Fascist Afficiando"? That they stroll lazily up and down the aisles at “Klan’s R’ Us” and carefully pick out which bigotry goes best with a “Turner Diaries” Book Club meeting? That they don’t hate everyone who ain’t white, nuts and attends the same Christian Identity Madrass where they drag their slope-browed wife and inbred whelplings?

Who the fuck do you think you are fooling?

You little shits have been lap-dancing all over these very Rancid Rightards for decades. A little tit-tweak. A little lickey-lickey behind the ear. You teasingly nibbling the heads of their Flaming Crosses.

You built em’. You revved em’ up. You gave aid and intellectual cover to these mutants. These enemies of our nation. You promised em’ sweet release and now that you’re strapped over the sawhorse, you want ‘em to stop?

And you want to blame Liberals?

How many neonazis do you think kick into the Liberal coffers?

How many militia freaks are driving their Nathan Bedford Four-by-Fours to the “Race War Picnic Activities Planning Committee” meeting with a “Kerry/Edwards ‘04” bumper sticker next to the one that reads “I Brake For Niggers...Then Open Fire”?

Tim McVeigh on the DNC fundraiser list, was he? Eric Rudolph?

What Liberal have done for years and years and years is tell you incompetent, trustifarian children “Do NOT Feed the Crazy People!” But of course without the Aryan Nationals and the rest of their filthy fellow travelers you people would never...win...anything.

And you wanted to win soooo badly, didn’t you?

And never let it be said that a Neocon ever put the interest of his country ahead of raw partisan plunder.

So you skanks shacked up with Klansmen, and now they want to PAR-TAY like it's 1599. They paid you every electoral nickle you asked for and, in exchange, you trollops promised to pull the train at their Party At The End Of Civilization, so bend over and spread ‘em you cowardly little bitch.

Or don’t you understand how Free Markets work?

Or hookers?

And a word to the wise: I don’t think after giving them the longest handjob in history, calmly-yet-firmly explaining them that there is absolutely No Sex in the Champaign Room” is gonna work anymore.

(Welcome D.C. Media Girl-ites and Crooks' And Liars visitors, and many thanks for the link from those two estimable institutions.

There's fresh coffee on the hot plate and bathroom in the back; Three Holes/No Waiting...and for you I put out the 2-ply.)

54 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are all your readers named "Erik"? Not that there's anything so odd about that. ;-)

And never let it be said that a Neocon ever put the interest of his country ahead of raw partisan plunder.

And that's it in a nutshell, isn't it?

What else can I say, but "Testify, Brother Driftglass!"

ADL said...

Hey, hey! Be nice. What's the worst that could happen? Other than that guy with his hand up.

finx said...

While I can understand the anger and tone of your post (I mean it's obvious that these folks have courted the devil and are now loathe to please him), the use of such violent sexual imagery seems to recall some of the very hatred and violence that less "liberal" and certainly less well spoken folk have used to rile up their side and their narrow causes. I feel it important to keep the level of discourse as close to civil as possible when expressing such a valuable point in the muck and mire of they're so called "culture war". Do not sink to anyone's level, but simply rise to the occasion if stupidity rears it's head in the public debate on what makes us all equal under our laws and our gods (or lack thereof). Thank you for your thoughts.

Anonymous said...

Go to an anti-war demonstration and you will find just how many anti-Semites there are. Quit being in denial.

Anonymous said...

GBW's grandpappy was pro-Hitler in the 30s, just like most of the Republican millionaires out to overthrow FDR by coupe or assassination. Anti-communists like Henry Ford and IBM were big supporters of that whole Aryan movement.

Shalom

Anonymous said...

"The Left" can't ignore the suffering in Palestine. "The Left" also can't ignore the religious and racial persecution of Jews throughout history and today. Most of what some call the "anti-semitism" of the left is criticism of Israel, which has to do with the way Palestinians are living.

Most anti-semitism from the right is in the form of Christian superstition/religious descrimination/racism or Aryan-based, raw racism in the tradition of the Nazis.

A very small part of the "anti-semitism" of the left is real, racial or religious anti-semitism, based in Islamic fundamentalism.

A much larger part of the anti-semitism of the right is real, racist and religious discrimination against Jewish people.

Jonah Goldberg and John Podhoretz are definitely consorting with the racists on the right.

They are part of a minority of Jews who break with the historical tendencies of Jewish people to support progressive causes. While a majority of Jews is progressive, this vocal-minority consorts with racists, imperialists, and religious fundamentalists. They make strategic relationships with Christian fundamentalists, who are traditionally anti-semitic. They also work alongside the white-power political block.

They should not be suprised when the Aryan-supremecist and Christian fundamentalists attack them. All Jews will be blamed by these white-power "Christians" when the war in Iraq fails.

The small number of Jews (Neoconservative political gang) who were foolish enough to play along in the game of white-power and imperialism will contribute to the scape-goating of the greater Jewish community.

Anonymous said...

Anon at 12:21 PM said it perfectly. I am neither Jew nor particularly liberal, but have decided the writing is on the wall and it's a straight choice between right and wrong now. Dance with the devil and you always, always have to pay. Even if he is a made-up guilt trip.

Anonymous said...

Ralph Ovadal & co with their not-so-overt Johnsonville bratwurst fetish??????????.

Anonymous said...

"...I don't know if I agree with Bush's policy on..."
A N T I - AMERICAN!!!


"...I question Israel's stance on the..."
A N T I - SEMITE!!!!


Talk about hair triggers. Jeebus. Can anyone say "hasty generalization"?

Anonymous said...

I'm not a zionist, but I still say there is anti-Semitism on the Left. It's important to note the distinction between liberals and leftists. I have never been subject to anti-Semitism from a liberal, but I've had a couple leftists say some things that were out of line.

There's a guy in the anti-war marches in SF who has told me that "Judaism is a fascist religion" and that he hopes to offend as many Jews as possible because he thinks that they are a fifth-column in the anti-war movement.

Also, I lived for a year in England and studied at a nominally liberal (American use of the word) university. I heard more than a couple of causual references to rich Jews in London controlling everything. This surprised me, especially since these comments came from college students far to the Left of Tony Blair.

I'm not saying that the majority of the Left is anything but appaulled by this type of anti-Semitism. But it does exist, and we need to recognize it.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with this blog post. For these neocons to disenfranchise and villify blacks for decades, including preventing as many as possible from voting in Florida '00, and then wonder why more blacks don't become republicans; or to demonise and marginalise gays with the gay marriage issue and then wonder why having groups like the log-cabin republicans isn't enough to redress that and show the party's "tolerance"; for them to do all this and then wonder why their party is attracting so many of those of the white sheet and swastika persuasion, is either truly or willingly ignorant.

Anonymous said...

Again, if the "Judeo-Christian" tradition people ever get what they say they want, the "Judeo" part will be abandoned at the speed of light.

Some individuals in that coalition aren't even waiting for the payoff.

parsec

Joseph said...

Speaking as a Jew (and not a Christian), I oppose any attempt to restrict human rights on the basis of membership in a group. That's why I'm anti-abortion.

Also speaking as a Jew, I oppose policies that were invented to keep down Jews. That's why I'm against affirmative action.

While I'm at it, there's a strong possibility that the Nixon-era ban on DDT was instituted for the purpose of letting malaria kill off blacks in Africa. I want DDT to be relegalized. Do you?

Anonymous said...

joseph, joseph, joseph ...

Take a read through Deltoid if you want to read something about Malaria and DDT that doesn't come from Michael Crichton and Rush Limbaugh's arses. The proprietor of that blog, Tim Lambert is good enough to provide references, that is what separates the reasonable people from the wingnuts.

Your two other points are vague and misguided, I can't argue with them cause they don't even begin to make sense.

driftglass said...

Finx,

I’m a writer, which means that I claim the entire written language as my own, to use as I see fit. It's a right every free man and woman has, but few opt to exercise.

If I use language poorly, for that I can and have been faulted. If I advocate something which I should not advocate, I should be called on it. And have been. And have taken down a post when I agreed with a reader that I had crossed a line.

And if I were the sole spokesman for my side(s) of the aisle, I would have a special duty to moderate my language. Which is why you don’t hear a lot of Senators saying “Fuck You” in the Congressional Record.

That being said, I write quickly (and eff-up my spelling every now and then :-) but I choose the words I use with some care, and thus far, to my knowledge, nothing I have said has launched America into a war based on lies, or has caused thousands to be abandoned in their hour of need because of their economic and racial makeup.

THAT is the real obscenity.

I’m from Chicago, where we know you can, “get more with a smile and a gun that you can with just a smile.”

My opponents have been calling people like me “traitor” and “un-American” for years, in a coordinate and calculated attack to poison the public square (Just look up Newt Gingrich’s GOPAC Strategy Book if you think I’m kidding.) They are ruining our country and it is up to us to stop them.

The Christopaths and the Bigots are dead-losses; useless piles of tainted carbon, who would never get near political power were it not for an unholy alliance with douchebag Moderates who play a game of “Blind Man’s Bluff” with their sociopathic pals.

The former group(s) make it a point of pride to be impervious to reason and shame and cannot be salvaged. The latter group – who still have higher brain functions, albeit perverted ones – are the people who need to be publicly castigated for their behavior.

Sweet reason and calm tones have been tried and apparently do not work, but Moderates do seem to be closet fascists and as such sometimes do respond to a 2X4 upside the head.

Shorter: I’ll stop saying bad words when the fucktards on the Right stop raping my planet. Until then, if my words bother you, go listen to some soothing music from a more civilized age.

That’s what I do.

One of the many “anons”,
What exactly is it that “needs to be acknowledged” and why?
That you can find anti-semitism on the Left? Well duh!
Whoever said the Left was perfect and pure?
Does it shock you that anti-semites also exist in the Center?
And among the fringes?
And there is no lack of self-haters in Jewish groups themselves?

It is a disease of Western Civilization, not politics. But it is also and equally true that one political party – the GOP – deliberately cultivates bigots and white supremacists as a matter of policy. That explicitly embraces and encourages them.

This “dude, there are bad people everywhere” everybody’s-doing-it tautology that some on the Left make such a fucking fetish over is worse than beside the point. It allows the intellectually lazy to ignore the vital difference between a pernicious byproduct of Western culture and the use of careful, deliberate strategies based around racism, sexism, homophobia and anti-semitism for partisan gain.

Joseph,
If I wanted to be provocative I guess I would assert that you must also retrospectively oppose the creation of the State of Israel – which was as aggressively an “affirmative” act taken to protect a “group” and not an individual as any in the 20th century.

But I have no interest in being provocative.

prof fate,
Doing what I can, brother :-)

Anonymous said...

Evangelicals who should be on the state police internet file registry, But are as non-compliant as could be?????????.

Anonymous said...

Or playing monkey business the late G.Harold Carswell-Style??????.

Unknown said...

Great post, I enjoyed reading it.

Adding you to favorites, Ill have to come back and read it again later.

Anonymous said...

I have a pretty cool site about Check out unclaimed cash

Anonymous said...

Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!

I have a gourmet gift site/blog. It pretty much covers ##KEYWORD## related stuff.

Come and check it out if you get time :-)

Anonymous said...

Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!

I have a site for you offensive t shirtcaulfield, its called Holden Tees. We're a small company and we sell shirts and stuff.

Come and check it out if you get time

-Holden Tees

Anonymous said...

www.getipodsforfree.com has this cool thing where if you just sign up and do an offer, you can get a free ipod

Anonymous said...

Search engine optimization, submission and highly-targeted traffic can be found exclusively at www.TheOnlinePromoters.com

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year, doing some blog surfing and saw yours. Be Blessed.biblical studieshttp://biz4christians.com/1139biblical studies

Anonymous said...

Doing my blogging today, found yours..learned something new.

biblical daily devotions,http://biz4christians.com/1139biblical daily devotions,

Anonymous said...

I appreciate your blogs content. Gotta run.
christian home based business

Anonymous said...

It's time to take charge of your future and independence by having your own business!

Anonymous said...

increase targeted web site trafficincrease targeted web site traffichttp://corporatestrategicalliances.comHopi
increase targeted web site traffic
http://corporatestrategicalliances.com

Anonymous said...

targeted web site traffichttp://corporatestrategicalliances.com Your Article is fabulous, I am very fortunate for discovering it through google. I invite you to join me in driving traffic to review this information, so we can share these ideas. It may change the World. I invite you to free downloads herehttp://corporatestrategicalliances.com, link targeted web site traffic, and I am using these keywords -targeted web site traffic.

Thank You

targeted web site traffic
http://corporatestrategicalliances.com

Anonymous said...

Surfing the blogs...and found yours. Very thoughtfully put together. Being broke is not a Spiritual Merit Badge Christian home business,http://biz4christians.com/1139Being broke is not a Spiritual Merit Badge Christian home business,

Anonymous said...

Me pregunto a veces si hay algo mal con m�.Salaam, Bea What is a medical necessary Breast reduction

Anonymous said...

I heureux il y a un endroit pour parler des mercis du long beach tummy tucks de l'avoir.Aloha, Arden long beach tummy tucks

Anonymous said...

Hello ##NAME##, with all the information on from home workI am overwhelmed. Anyway, I was online doing a specific search for the most current infomration on from home work and some how I stumbled upon your site. ##NAME## to be frank, ##TITLE## wasn't the exact match to what I was looking for, but boy am I glad I'm here. You've certainly managed to grab my attention and peak my interest. I must say this is a great blog and i'm most certainly pleased with the content. I'm glad I stopped by even though it wasn't the from home work related information I was looking for. Thanks for the good read. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

If you really want to dig into this, you should check out laser eye surgery oklahoma city

Anonymous said...

Hello ##NAME##, with all the information on work from home I became very overwhelmed. Anyway, I was online doing a specific search for the most current information on work from home and somehow I ended up on your site. ##NAME## to be frank, ##TITLE## wasn't not the exact match to what I was looking for, but boy am I glad I'm here. You've certainly managed to grab me attention and peak my interest. I must say this is a great blog and I'm most certainly happy that I stopped by eventhough it wasn't the work from home related information I was looking for. Thanks. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Hello I am the traffic man, zip, zip, zip. make a new resolution to get a flood of traffic to your website this year. Let me show you how to get FREE traffic to your site. Yes I said FREE, FREE, FREE!!! Don't delay.

To find out more, visit my turbo-charged site. It successfully covers FREE information exposing FREE traffic and turbo-charged related stuff. Don't forget - FREE, FREE, FREE. You have nothing to lose!

Anonymous said...

Hello ##NAME##, with all the information on telework I became very overwhelmed. Anyway, I was online doing a specific search for the most current information on telework and somehow I ended up on your site. ##NAME## to be frank, ##TITLE## wasn't not the exact match to what I was looking for, but boy am I glad I'm here. You've certainly managed to grab me attention and peak my interest. I must say this is a great blog and I'm most certainly happy that I stopped by eventhough it wasn't the telework related information I was looking for. Thanks. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Parfois je me demande si son tout en valeur lui.Sincerely, Tameika eye surgery stoneham

Anonymous said...

An increasingly popular topic, fitness equipment, is explored in some detail by this article. This carefully compiled piece provides interesting perspective on fitness equipment.
http://www.bestniches.org/fitness_equipment - fitness equipment

Anonymous said...

Es interesante ver todos usted tuvo que ofrecer en el tema.Sincerely, Mozella gastric bypass surgery death

Anonymous said...

Although I don't think you can use fasting as a diet or weight loss program, I do feel that it can be a great start to a proper weight loss diet and exercise program. I think it is definitely something that everyone should do at least once a year.
Link to this site. weight loss liquid supplement

Anonymous said...

Your New 'INTERNET MALL OF THE WORLD!' part time business opportunity is over ONE-MILLION-TIMES More Powerful Than Most Affiliate Programs! Read on and discover why this is your chance to have THE MOST POWERFUL ONLINE WEALTH-BUILDING PROFIT MACHINE in history!

Anonymous said...

You can find some great information about paul adkins cullman al right here http://atkinsdiet.find-it-first.biz in case anyone is interested.

Anonymous said...

blah blah blah, whippy dee doo

Anonymous said...

Good day. As my search for http://www.escortz.ca starts off I have ended up here. Although your info is somewhat interesting and similar. Definately not what I was looking for on canadian escort.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure how I got here but am glad I came across your blog. Thx.

Steve@
LifeIncome

Anonymous said...

Hello there driftglass, I’m out surfing for a good blog experience on mlm opportunity and found your great site. Although this post wasn’t exactly what I’m looking for it certainly got my attention and interest. I see now why I found your excellent blog-site when I was searching for mlm opportunity related web sites and I’m glad I found your site even though its not an exact match. Excellent Post, thank you for the read.

Anonymous said...

Hi,

You have accomplished something that we found very useful. Your blog provides and teaches us the information we really required... It is better than the information we found on websites from google.

Regards,
fast money make online

Anonymous said...

It looks like you spent some time on this blog. Keep up the good work! When you get the chance, visit my site and join for free! Go to free affiliate programs.

Anonymous said...

I appreciate the time you have taken on your blog, thank you for the nice read.

Regards,

work at home agent

Anonymous said...

a great opportunity, no selling, no phoning, no recruiting PERIOD!

Anonymous said...

Hi there Blogger, a real useful blog.Keep with the good work.
If you have a moment, please visit my used honda auto part site.
I send you warm regards and wishes of continued success.

Anonymous said...

Hi Friend! You have a great blog over here!
Please accept my compliments and wishes for your happiness and success!
If you have a moment, please take a look at my make money surfing the site.
Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the info. Thanks,Steve @Car Tips