tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post8610026241991961473..comments2024-03-17T17:09:51.505-05:00Comments on driftglass: Handjobs For Everyone! Updatedriftglasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09379167083253389153noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-77269859355646733372016-09-29T01:40:40.731-05:002016-09-29T01:40:40.731-05:00Actually David Brooks has his own Donald Trump ver...Actually David Brooks has his own Donald Trump version of Martin Luther King's, "I have a dream".<br /><br /> For Brooks it is, "I have a nightmare".<br /><br />nightmare defined,<br /> No matter how his ideology fails him. Within his own practice or reliance of other ideological psychopaths. <br />He is in a septic tank that is filling up with defecation. The only way out is to remove his republican belt buckle that will not allow his waist to fit through the opening. To escape his misery.<br /><br />He has worn that buckle most of his life. It has moved him into circles that provide more than adequate life style for him. He has fond memories of false pride that fades it's sheen. It is his his secret manhood identifier that is recognized by his fellow tribal alumni. <br />He can't get out because he won't let go. so he inanely muses himself as he realizes the shit is piling up with every flush. He feels the tightness of breath due to low oxygen levels taken over by methane. So he sits and admires his belt buckle as it makes him feel part of something important. Something elite and illustrious. <br />As the shit piles up.<br /><br />The man is addicted to republicanism. Even when that republicanism is a living hell nightmare.Robthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15736678459663803707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-74390967475367570702016-09-28T18:08:48.103-05:002016-09-28T18:08:48.103-05:00When I saw Hillary between two ferns, I was captiv...When I saw Hillary between two ferns, I was captivated by her smile. It was not the bug public one, but the small, quiet personal smile.stratocruiserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00705099378204455741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-86080515343470689522016-09-28T15:36:48.900-05:002016-09-28T15:36:48.900-05:00The GIF says it all. Nothing more to add. Handjo...The GIF says it all. Nothing more to add. Handjobs for everyone.RUKiddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14057702539722165035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-76229649270997947742016-09-28T11:35:04.956-05:002016-09-28T11:35:04.956-05:00The Disownership Society leases new clubhouse bec...The Disownership Society leases new clubhouse because the old one got too small. They finally started bumping their heads on the ceiling from walking on decades and decades of garbage, and got smoked by the beady-eyed thing that popped up and said "What a terrific, classy place this is!"JHBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08612585423533151770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-89388008280925548342016-09-28T11:13:07.880-05:002016-09-28T11:13:07.880-05:00Didn't he once live outside the reality-based ...Didn't he once live outside the reality-based community, creating his own reality?<br />Davishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08469262537314894217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-76520746771932673262016-09-28T01:26:31.729-05:002016-09-28T01:26:31.729-05:00Much as I love this shit i WOULD BE REMISS TO MENT...Much as I love this shit i WOULD BE REMISS TO MENTION ONE THING. stein 16.Ebon Krieghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14468504989018436039noreply@blogger.com