tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post6458887657681544196..comments2024-03-28T16:26:28.642-05:00Comments on driftglass: This...Is My Boomstick!driftglasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09379167083253389153noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-24101418294630404022015-08-18T14:22:43.492-05:002015-08-18T14:22:43.492-05:00Looks like a kissing contest.
The Virtual Bandwag...Looks like a kissing contest.<br /><br />The Virtual Bandwagon Float features a shit-smeared statue of a State Fair hog mounted on a pedestal inscribed "Republican Base". When one of the Rep candidates has maintained mouth contact with that lifesized shit-smeared icon long enough and hard enough to have overtaken Trump via accretion of weaker dropouts's pollvotes, the parade begins. <br /><br />At which moment the hog will be shopped into the visage of Reagan, the surrounding Van Dorn, Bonnie Blue, Palometto, and Northern Army of Virginia flags will be recolorized with Stars and Stripes, <br /><br />and none of this will have ever happened. hercomedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04769680607234211838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-63287277612469278082015-08-18T14:05:45.506-05:002015-08-18T14:05:45.506-05:00Looks like we have a kissing contest.
There'...Looks like we have a kissing contest. <br /><br />There's a lifesize shit-smeared statue of a State Fair hog mounted on the Fox bandwagon float, with "Republican Base" inscribed on its pedestal: when a Rep candidate has kept their lips in contact with it long enough to overtake Trump with their share of the dropouts's pollvotes, the parade begins. hercomedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04769680607234211838noreply@blogger.com