tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post113567138947510871..comments2024-03-28T19:41:59.726-05:00Comments on driftglass: Punk Fictiondriftglasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09379167083253389153noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135896156397929352005-12-29T16:42:00.000-06:002005-12-29T16:42:00.000-06:00I'm partial to "Christublicans" myself.I'm partial to "Christublicans" myself.Horatiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03149189923124941205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135875777800434122005-12-29T11:02:00.000-06:002005-12-29T11:02:00.000-06:00That's some funkin' funny shiite!-ModVisit the vet...That's some funkin' funny shiite!<BR/><BR/>-Mod<BR/><BR/>Visit the veteran at http://modvavet.blogspot.comMad Modhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12903617905987891200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135833559145634382005-12-28T23:19:00.000-06:002005-12-28T23:19:00.000-06:00Dick: Hey Pendejo hand me what's left of the Const...Dick: Hey Pendejo hand me what's left of the Constitution I got a dingleberry. <BR/><BR/>W. Pendejo: No way I'm saving it for after when I blow Powell for lying his ass off.<BR/><BR/>Dick: No Pendejo you fucking jack off let me finish.<BR/><BR/>W. Pendejo: I said I was blowing him not pulling his crank.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135831731421380872005-12-28T22:48:00.000-06:002005-12-28T22:48:00.000-06:00Dick: Now cool your ass out. I'm sendin' Powell to...Dick: Now cool your ass out. I'm sendin' Powell to the U.N directly.<BR/>George: You're sendin' Powell? Sheeit. That's all you had to say, motherfucker!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135831563391099912005-12-28T22:46:00.000-06:002005-12-28T22:46:00.000-06:00"George, did you seen the sign in my front yard th..."George, did you seen the sign in my front yard that says 'Dead Iraqi Storage"?<BR/><BR/>"Dick, c'mon, you know I didn't see no motherfuckin' sign."<BR/><BR/>"That's because <I>storin' dead Iraqis isn't my fuckin' business!</I>"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135830904090653442005-12-28T22:35:00.000-06:002005-12-28T22:35:00.000-06:00Dude, that was smoove!You rock, sir.Dude, that was smoove!<BR/><BR/>You rock, sir.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135829623369244932005-12-28T22:13:00.000-06:002005-12-28T22:13:00.000-06:00steve,Nope. Never seen it. Like the column, thou...steve,<BR/>Nope. Never seen it. Like the column, though.<BR/><BR/>anonymous,<BR/>I coined it so I feel sort of obligated to beat it to death :-)<BR/><BR/>E. Normus Johnson and Shakespeare's Sister,<BR/>Thanks muchly.driftglasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09379167083253389153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135804861116442572005-12-28T15:21:00.000-06:002005-12-28T15:21:00.000-06:00Sam Jackson as Bush: "I Don't remember asking you ...Sam Jackson as Bush: "I Don't remember asking you a Goddamn Thing!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135801920353798622005-12-28T14:32:00.000-06:002005-12-28T14:32:00.000-06:00I prefer "Christofascists" to "Christopaths." Puts...I prefer "Christofascists" to "Christopaths." Puts them on par with the "Islamofascists" they're always harping about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135795020950112982005-12-28T12:37:00.000-06:002005-12-28T12:37:00.000-06:00"What country are you from?""What ain't no country..."What country are you from?"<BR/><BR/>"What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?"<BR/><BR/>"English motherf*cker, do you speak it?"<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sjackson.html" REL="nofollow">From here.</A>Timothy Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02284889799701394302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135792338072121502005-12-28T11:52:00.000-06:002005-12-28T11:52:00.000-06:00Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe...Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe Nixon’s method of wiretaps differs from mine, but, you know, wiretappin’ then, and wiretappin’ now, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' crime. Look, wiretaps don't mean shit.Adam Renfrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13151069285219485517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135738233976906582005-12-27T20:50:00.000-06:002005-12-27T20:50:00.000-06:00Possible lines from the first draft:"Mmmm MMM! Tha...Possible lines from the first draft:<BR/><BR/>"Mmmm MMM! That is one tasty pretzel... (cough, hack, choke)"<BR/><BR/>**********<BR/><BR/>"You know what they call a quarter pounder in France?"<BR/><BR/>"<I>France</I>? Who gives a fuck?"<BR/><BR/>**********<BR/><BR/>"I was thinking of roaming the earth, you know, sort of like in <I>Kung Fu</I>."<BR/><BR/>"George, you did that for 55 years..."jurassicporkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01673461210301442978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135728523589597512005-12-27T18:08:00.000-06:002005-12-27T18:08:00.000-06:00LOL!LOL!Melissa McEwanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04784594504716679607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11363027.post-1135696744179231532005-12-27T09:19:00.000-06:002005-12-27T09:19:00.000-06:00Drifty, Drifty, you sick bastard... dammit, I'm si...Drifty, Drifty, you sick bastard... dammit, I'm <I>sick</I>, laughing like this makes me cough my fucking lungs out!E. Normus Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08428956910959551731noreply@blogger.com