From Slate:
Trump Already Throwing His Possibly Illegal Hot Tub–Scam Attorney General Under the Bus
From the mighty Tengrain at Crooks & Liars:
Matthew Whitaker As Good A Grifter As Trump So ThereHonestly, once this title popped into my head, it became impossible not to do the graphic and thence this post.
Turns out Whitaker's "patent business" got a $25 million-plus fine very similar to the Trump University scam.
Let us speak for a moment of Matthew Whitaker, our new interim attorney general appointed by Prznint Stupid after he fired Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, you know, for not ending the Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac investigation. No obstruction or collusion there, you haters!
In addition to Whitaker’s work as a US Attorney and as a private-practice attorney, in 2014 Whitaker became a member of the board of a company called World Patent Marketing.
From a WPM press
“As a former U.S. attorney, I would only align myself with a first-class organization. World Patent Marketing goes beyond making statements about doing business ‘ethically’ and translates them intoGolly, doesn’t that sound like Comrade Stupid? You know like that time that he said that he would hire the very best people, only “top-of-the-line professionals.”...
The Muse can be a real hellion.
Behold a Tip Jar!
5 comments:
I'm just sure that this time the Trumposity goes home with Putintainium to live happily ever after. Unless the republicans have some doomsday device to install Trumparoids as the king. After all this is the time of wonders and horrors and monstrosities and all the Frankensteins that can fit in that childhood closet...
I wish everybody sweet dreams and a better tomorrow.
You gotta wonder what the career Joes and Jills in the DOJ think about having a fucker like this telling them what to do now.
In the same way everybody who's been a teenage boy knows damned well Kavanaugh tried to jump on Christine Blasey's bones, anybody who's been paying attention for the last 48 years knows Whitaker isn't going to suffer any damage from his crime. No way the FBI is going to investigate, and the Congressional investigation that may take place after January cannot compel the DoJ to prosecute. The Trumpists admire a "smart" guy who's able to con suckers into paying for services that are never rendered. In any case, now that he's been brought to their attention, the wingnut welfare lobbying firms and think tanks will make sure his annual income never falls below six figures. If he's smarter than he looks he might make it even more. How much does Roger Stone get in a year?
Come on?
Whitiker was the best choice from the list below.
Rudy G.
Roy Moore
Joe Arpio
Russian Amb. Kislyak. (E.O> declaring his citizenship included).
Jared
David Duke
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Al Capone has prior obligation to being dead. Like wise Roger Ailles.
Donny Jr buried in contract obligations. Ivanka working on new China patents
BillO busy doing podcasts
Mike Flynn out of grace, Hope Hicks whoring for FOX, Bannon is a traitor and Putin only cares to be final council overlord.
to myself @Pagan in Repose:
Ah crap! That criminally malodorous cranial rectal inversion found its way back to the White House, I guess Putin the Putrid has more for him to doo-do. Like pissing on the graves of veterans from wars past and present.
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