Thursday, September 06, 2018

How To Pare An Anonymous NYT Op-Ed Down To 15 Words


Love the tax cuts. 
Hate the crazy. 
"We" have all failed. 
I'm a fucking hero.


Behold, a Tip Jar!



6 comments:

Lex Alexander said...

Pretty much. Narcissistic, extraconstitutional chickenshits.

LibraryGuy said...

Couldn't get it to 14? The right-wing might appreciate the symmetry. :)

Unknown said...

On point, as usual. And LibraryGuy has a point. Change "We have" to "We've" And it's perfect for the Regressives.

Bob M said...

To coin a phrase this would seem to be a David Brooks coup - the right people are making the right decisions, bypassing the orange vulgarian in the oval office and all that tiresome dealing with the riff raff and the idea of a Republic.

Chris said...

Here's your razor. Try not to bleed out before this week's pod is recorded....

The bigger concern is not what Mr. Trump has done to the presidency but rather what we as a nation have allowed him to do to us. We have sunk low with him and allowed our discourse to be stripped of civility.

dinthebeast said...

Uh, why do we need a goddamn Republican to tell us what Fergus is doing? He's doing exactly what we tried to tell those fucks he would do.
This is another Republican lifeboat, cooked up in the service of trying to be employable post 2020.
It needs to be incinerated.

-Doug in Oakland